80's pop culture aficionado. Softcore beer buff. Undedicated creator. I found Waldo.

Joined April 2008
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23 Nov 2025
Ouu, now I can't see my tweets. Awesome awesome. #awesome
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4 Jul 2024
This is just so, so breathtakingly stupid.
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1 Jul 2024
1/2 I hadn't recharged my Kindle in six months, so I needed to find a cable. Went to my desk, checked the connector and... microusb! Ok, I... don't have anything that's microusb anymore. I THREW OUT THE LAST OF THE MICROUSB 4-5 MONTHS AGO.
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1 Jul 2024
2/2 So I look around and find some 10 year old wired earbuds with a microusb cable sticking out. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. #shirleytemple
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27 Jun 2024
Last update on my pinky before the nail gets clipped. There's the bruise at the top and on the side there's some gunky stuff. The gunky stuff will probably take two clippings to get rid of. 🤷 #nailedit
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31 May 2024
So I'm finally tackling the garage, after finishing a third of the porch. It's going to take me like 3 rounds to do this. 😱☠️
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30 May 2024
Ugh, my pinky finger still hurts.
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30 May 2024
Update
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29 May 2024
Found my cache of books in the... place I left them. Copied them over to a drive and then buried the drive under about 3 layers of stuff. Crisis averted I guess.
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28 May 2024
Still mad about the ear buds.
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25 May 2024
I got these earbuds 4-5 years ago. Work well. Just use them to cut grass. Sammy takes the controls of the buds out of the wearable app so now I have to spend 5 minutes looking for the song I like. #lifedoesntlikeme
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25 May 2024
... I pick the best tags
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24 May 2024
So I decide today is the day I pull weeds in the 'garden' at 6 and mow the lawn at 7. I finish pulling the weeds relatively quickly but there ain't no way I'm mowing the yard tonight. #hot #ImhurtImoldImtiredandIworkwithweeds
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24 May 2024
I put out an old futon and the comforter and a bunch of metal things out to the curb. Guess what the scrappers left. #reallypeople
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23 May 2024
Slowly cleaning my house up. I've been at it for a week straight and now the garbage disposal broke. #flamesonthesideofmyface
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21 May 2024
Yay! I'm forming a sub-committee to explore the effects of finally doing something with my website. This is exciting! #lazy
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21 May 2024
I'm doing these prompts for May and today's was sticks and stones. I thought ou, I can go to a pool hall! Sticks (cues) and stones (balls)! My city has no pool halls left. #sadtrombone #billiards
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19 May 2024
3000th post on my pinky. 3001st post on Starburst Suckers. So I have gotten 3 orange suckers out of the bag randomly. The most boring and plasticky flavor. I realize that you need boring to make the other flavors pop, but come on. Oh, plasticky is a word. til.
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19 May 2024
I GOT A CHERRY! All is right with the world.
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19 May 2024
So I don't think I'll lose the nail 😶
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