Please say hello to your 1st place @WhiteSox 😏

Me, almost 40, watching my kids jump knees first into our backyard pool

The same reason Disney parks have seen a similar enshitification since then: Social media. The more people who can’t go, the cooler you look for being there. People have taught corporations they will pay anything to have cool pictures and videos for Instagram and TikTok.

Every time I see a post from Amtrak I go on their website and try to book a weekend trip to Chicago and discover it’ll take longer than driving, cost more money, and I’ll spent all, if not most of, that time not on a train, but on a bus instead. I’ve been trying for 15 years.

Had a great time in Woodruff today. Got some used golf clubs and new pair of sunglasses. Literally all walks of life out here just chilling, vibing, trading, and enjoying community.

This is the kind of stuff I do in my head but don’t tell anyone about.

Indiana: “Hey Bears, we’ll build you a new stadium FOR FREE!” Bears: “ok but let us check with Illinois one….more….time….”

A great way to wrap up the first 250 years of a distinctly diverse and weird country. We’re like if the Romans had Internet.

God please let me live long enough to see this day.

Evangelicals have mastered the art of manufacturing outrage to grift off of Christians. They have ready-made PR campaigns and everything. Impressive. I respect the hustle.

Was off to a GREAT start but then they broke a time-tested rule: Don’t gimmick the gimmick. A show about aliens feeding off of old people in a retirement community is enough. Working in the “mother” stuff was weird and quickly shifted the feel and tone of the show.

She’ll win by 25 points next election.

There’s a small two-block section of a little neighborhood in downtown Indianapolis, and most of the residents are doctors and nurses, and one thing I alway see while walking though the area, is how many of them go on evening walks as much as possible. It’s like eating to them.

I’m about to do something really special for local television nerds and I really hope one day y’all thank me. There’s only like 100 of us left out there.

and water is wet

Trump has lost in iran. They are fully in control. Global inventories are running out. Energy crisis about to hit that will make 2022 seem like a breeze. Asia, which is where roughly 40% of the world's manufacturing takes place is going to take the biggest hit first then Europe. We wont run out of gas or oil, whether you'llbe able to afford it is a different subject. Maga has literally made everyone's life in the entire world shittier other than the epstein pedo billionaire class they support. The world is being held hostage by the dumbest sacks of shit in our society. This is by far the worst strategic mistake of my lifetime and the repercussions will be felt for at least a generation. You cannot hate these ppl enough. Their stupidity has ruined us.

Happy Pride 🌈

They out here saying we should’ve just all voted for Trump in 2020 just to get it over with sooner 😂