Omaha, NE - Los Angeles, CA - Brooklyn, NY

Joined January 2009
223 Photos and videos
29 Jan 2017
Happy. Fat. And happy. #🍟 #πŸ§€
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28 Jan 2017
#πŸ—» #πŸŒ„ ift.tt/2kEWJJf
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23 Dec 2016
#🐬 #🐬
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3 Nov 2016
Source?
16 Oct 2016
#β›ˆ#πŸ‘‘ ift.tt/2dgEOW2
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2 Oct 2016
that's my go-to #FatHack
2 Oct 2016
You were warmer at first when you measured off 6 tbsp for the mac and 2 to be saved (that's what you were doing, right?)
23 Jul 2016
Where the bat meets the ball #⚾️
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18 Jul 2016
as did Better Call Saul
23 Jun 2016
Trivia night really testing how much I pay attention during the day.
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8 Jun 2016
Fjord focus πŸ”πŸ¦πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄
4 Jun 2016
Louisiana Museum/Adult Playground of Modern Art β›΅οΈπŸŒŒπŸ‘πŸ‡©πŸ‡°
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30 May 2016
Read this as an absurdly niche barbershop franchise the first couple of times.
28 Mar 2016
@thatcherobinson joke about water only being two feet deep kept but revised to 2 inches
28 Mar 2016
@thatcherobinson LA Girls: In Highland Park, Marn sees Chuck, who invites her to a 4 Seasons gala, but Uber caught in traffic on the 10 :(
Ryan Waring retweeted
Boerum Hill likes Hillary, Bay Ridge likes Trump 53eig.ht/fbprimary
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12 Jan 2016
No single lyric can say it. May the most brilliant idea I've ever loved rest in peace.
Ryan Waring retweeted
13 Nov 2015
Here's what tonight's NFL game looks like to people with red-green colorblindness: deadspin.com/stupid-nike-uni…
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