Jonathan Real Fontaine, the Degeneral

Joined July 2019
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3 Dec 2019
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATI
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15 Oct 2025
I fuckin love fuckin men
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18 Sep 2022
Unfortunately we had to shut the dealership down. It turns out that Colton is a wackjob and really wanted a perm and tracksuit instead of ripping people off while I went to jail :(
15 Nov 2021
Back from the dead, ready to give head
1 Oct 2020
My car dealership is questionable these days
1 Oct 2020
Don'tcha think?
I received my Rhodes Scholarship for using the Oxford comma, which ironically does not appear in this tweet. Also, the above statement is more Alanis Morissette ironic than actual ironic.
20 Apr 2020
Need that stimulus check to pay for the antenna on my lambrokhini
WarmDeck retweeted
Joe Buck is to football what Jenny McCarthy is to medicine.
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17 Dec 2019
Let's get litty on the titty troll kitty
All I want for Christmas is oblivion.
14 Dec 2019
Baby you melted my southern snowflakes with this 😍
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14 Dec 2019
Are you in florida for serious relationship man?
13 Dec 2019
I heard that if you plug ecstasy it gets you higher faster
13 Dec 2019
Big is right 😜
12 Dec 2019
Getting bigger bigger bigger baby
12 Dec 2019
I can't stop fucking eating CANDY
11 Dec 2019
He is very pretty
11 Dec 2019
My boy Colton Jos'e Duarte runs it, he went to community college, he's qualified
11 Dec 2019
My boy Colton Jos'e Duarte runs it, he went to community college, he's qualified
11 Dec 2019
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11 Dec 2019
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11 Dec 2019
Diarrhea was the solution