Unfortunately we had to shut the dealership down. It turns out that Colton is a wackjob and really wanted a perm and tracksuit instead of ripping people off while I went to jail :(
I received my Rhodes Scholarship for using the Oxford comma, which ironically does not appear in this tweet.
Also, the above statement is more Alanis Morissette ironic than actual ironic.
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