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Shawn @wit
Joined November 2006
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Shawn@wit
3 Apr 2020
A crisis of fate
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Matt Levine
@matt_levine
3 Jun 2015
The ephemerality of good tweets is a feature, not a bug. It reminds us that life is fleeting and wit is worthless.
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Shawn@wit
11 Jan 2015
Watching The Godfather reminds me that @uber should submit the taxi mafia to the Vegas museum of organized crime.
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Shawn@wit
1 Jun 2013
Internet of slings
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Shawn@wit
26 Sep 2011
I keep mis-reading that ad as Google Coffers
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John Perry Barlow@JPBarlow
24 May 2011
"Can you imagine me thinking the Internet could be controlled." - Sarkozy
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'Clay Shirky'@fakeshirky
29 Apr 2011
Yo newspapers, imma let u finish, but the railroads had the best industry fail of all time. ALL TIME.
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Shawn@wit
1 Jan 2011
This one goes to eleven.
Shawn@wit
23 Apr 2010
How about a nap store?
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Shawn@wit
11 Apr 2010
"It's better to be a pirate than to join the Navy" -Steve Jobs
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Shawn@wit
5 Aug 2009
140 characters ought to be enough for anyone
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Shawn@wit
9 Jul 2009
If Michael were to rise from the dead, Christmas future would have a soundtrack to look forward to.
Shawn@wit
7 Mar 2009
custodiet ipsos custodes
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Shawn@wit
13 Feb 2009
Fed Dawn: midwestern high-schoolers on the lam save their local economy from central bank paratroopers. Wolverines!
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Shawn@wit
9 Jan 2009
Any sufficiently advanced advertising is indistinguishable from content.
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Shawn@wit
7 Jan 2009
Ponzi blew less than $100M inflation adjusted, we should start calling them Madoff schemes now.
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Shawn@wit
3 Jan 2009
Revolutions can take any road
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Shawn@wit
18 May 2007
Twitterin'
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Shawn@wit
27 Nov 2006
At Ritual Coffee, the hand-crafted sign by the register now reads, "Please, no blogging in line."
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Shawn@wit
24 Nov 2006
it should let you put a different cam phone image on each entry
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