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zoe @zoe

I got my ass kicked in White Town, USA once (honestly fortunate it hasn’t happened more). Venmo: zoeb27 she/her

Joined October 2006
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zoe@zoe
May 24
This @AlaskaAir pilot referring to San Francisco as “San Fran,” is absolutely infuriating. Why are we letting this fool into (close to) our city? Also, stuck on a runway in LAS and this airline has absolutely fallen off.
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zoe@zoe
May 24
Also, I want my one hour WiFi pass to reset.
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zoe@zoe
May 5
Lea Michele absolutely did NOT deserve a nomination and you’re silly if you think she did. She was quite bad.
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zoe@zoe
May 2
Two Robbies and Tim all wore the exact same outfit at Fan Fest, but Robbie Earle is eating these two alive with that double breasted suit this morning. 👌😍 #MyPLMorning
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zoe@zoe
Mar 1
RT @IlhanMN: I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care abou…
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zoe@zoe
Feb 17
Not sure who @Xfinity is hiring, but how is a truck going to pull out in front of me on Agnew Road in Santa Clara at 12:31pm and then flip ME off when I honk at him to let him know he’s made me SLAM on my breaks? And I’m juts driving my 82yo mom home from hospital. Ridiculous.
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zoe@zoe
Feb 13
The @kimpton theta is great, but the hospitality (outside of the front desk) is so poor I can’t get a real rating on this place.
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zoe@zoe
Feb 11
Flight attendant on this @JetBlue flight is a real See You Next Tuesday and I am cackling. Rude as hell. To be fair, the passenger IS an idiot.
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zoe@zoe
Jan 26
So @AmericanAir won’t let me chat online to get my cancelled flight rebooked and won’t answer phones OR responds to DMs here. A mess.
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zoe@zoe
Jan 27
And they just disconnected my phone call. Cool. Cool.
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zoe@zoe
7 Dec 2025
This @calpizzakitchen at LAX Terminal 6 is an absolute sensory nightmare. They’ve got some new age (I think) music blaring in the dining area, but the kitchen has something on twice as loud. And the TVs are playing an extra bloody episode of Bones. This is nuts.
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zoe@zoe
7 Dec 2025
Two families have left. One after their teen had a strong reaction. One when their small child started screaming over the rest of the noise. Wild scene out here.
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zoe@zoe
13 Nov 2025
I don’t know if it’s just MY @walgreens (on pruneridge and Winchester) or all of them, but the pharmacy is terrible. 0/4 in prescriptions ready in time. The latest? Placed online refill - confirmed. Showed the next day - we don’t have that in stock, we’ll have to order it.
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zoe@zoe
13 Nov 2025
Okay, great. Phone call today saying order is ready. Show up to a, “let me see if that’s in stock.” What? It was in stock, but I can assure you, I’m not waiting another 30 minutes for you to move it to a bottle with my name on it. The incompetence is astounding.
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zoe@zoe
19 Aug 2025
“I need to do something lighter. Something that my stomach can handle.” And then poured and shot a double Jameson. These people are nuts. #drunj
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zoe@zoe
14 Mar 2025
I swear @AlaskaAir has fallen off. Or their service in California is just poor compared to Washington. Delayed flight. Notified 40 minutes AFTER it was scheduled to depart. Everyone offering a different reason for the delay. Crew? Plane? A mess.
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zoe@zoe
8 Jan 2025
Bought a loveseat @IKEAUSA on Sunday. It was mislabeled (wrong color) and it came with two left arms. So, unusable. Called customer service and they processed a new order for delivery. Should have arrived today. Went in to check on status. CANCELLED. Contacted them again.
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zoe@zoe
8 Jan 2025
Bought a loveseat @IKEAUSA on Sunday. It was mislabeled (wrong color) and it came with two left arms. So, unusable. Called customer service and they processed a new order for delivery. Should have arrived today. Went in to check on status. CANCELLED. Contacted them again.
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zoe@zoe
8 Jan 2025
No help at all. Can’t process a new order without the original receipt info (the info I already gave them when they created the new order). Anyway, they scammed me big time with that initial phone call. @IKEA
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zoe@zoe
5 Nov 2024
Follow up. @Safeway handled the situation to my satisfaction.
zoe@zoe
3 Nov 2024
Probably could have left the label off these veggies that tells me they were processed in the same facility as a place that processes eggs. Who doesn’t love eggshells in their stir fry @Safeway?
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