Event Manager at @TheFinPub / Creator of @TurtleTempo / Artist Manager / A rubbish football junkie of Charlton Athletic

Joined December 2009
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Jun 10
Lee Dixon has become absolutely insufferable as a commentator these last few years, canโ€™t ITV find someone less miserable than him?
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May 23
This championship playoff final is so bad they might as well promote Southampton as punishment to these 2 shocking teams
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Will Salt getting sent to a new training ground every week by Southampton
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Southampton finding out Will Salt bought a coffee on his card at every single training ground in the country
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May 19
Everton please donโ€™t bottle this
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May 19
The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.
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May 19
The note๐Ÿ˜‚
Working towards Hull ๐Ÿ’ช
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No they aren't. t.co/kGIhl4GksL
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Le Tissier sat in Wembley on Saturday but the Southampton players are all wearing Middlesbrough kits
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Apr 23
What a stat
Liam Rosenior was sacked by Chelsea with 96% of his contract time remaining (74.5 months out of 78) Still, he lasted 15,264 times longer than his Dad Leroy Rosenior at Torquay in 2007 (appointed 10 minutes before club takeover that ended his reign)
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โ€œGodden again allez, allez!โ€ ๐ŸŽถ #cafc

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THERE IS A MAN PISSING ON THE TUBE SEATS PLS DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 13
What's a niche fact about London transport that not many people know? ๐Ÿค”
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When is it too late for a tiramisu?
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no one: kate bush: watch me run up this hill
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Jan 24
If I was Apter & TC Iโ€™d be telling my agent to get me out of here before we go down #cafc
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Jan 24
What actually was our tactics for this game? Weโ€™ve lost every second ball & let them cross the ball every time, the scoreline flatters us this could have been 7-0 - Nathan Jonesโ€™ worst game by far & now heโ€™s gonna face pressure because this anti-football will relegate us #cafc
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Jan 24
Surely this was a game for having Docherty & Coventry in midfield, I fear we are gonna be bullied again #cafc
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Jan 23
The challenges are so boring! #TheTraitors
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Jan 17
The only way we win this is if they keep getting players sent off and we win 3-0 by default #cafc
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Jan 16
Any ticket spares going for Millwall? #cafc
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29 Dec 2025
Lost for words #cafc
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