Hanged like a horse. listen to my podcasts sanspantsradio.com || He/Him
Joined November 2013
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23 Jun 2022
We cant all be himbos, some of us gotta be loathsome morons.
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Jan 14
Say what you will about Anakin Skywalker and the things he did he was right about sand.
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29 Dec 2025
Man this brings back some wild memories. Good times.
Virtual reconstruction of the Neolithic settlement of Çatalhöyük dated to circa 7000 BC.
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2 Dec 2025
Yeah man I'm good, I'm good. Actually just came back from my trip to Jupiter... yeah to get more stupider exactly.
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20 Nov 2025
Taking an everything shower which is when I take a shower and think about everything that went wrong in my life
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15 Dec 2018
Me at prom as my tomboy best friend appears at the top of the steps wearing a dress and with her hair down for the first time ever: I reckon goofy has a human penis as opposed to a dogs penis.
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17 Nov 2025
"WHEN?! When have I seen a video of a mole?!"
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17 Nov 2025
N33d someone to do this to my peener
12 Feb 2024
this video goes so hard. the fluidity and speed of motion. my brain was doubting my eyes at first
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16 Nov 2025
I was at a wedding recently and man i had that shit on. Featuring my brother and his new wife's very good dog.
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12 Nov 2025
"On April 22, 1897, an oblong machine with wings and lights "which appeared much brighter than regular lights" dropped out of the sky and landed on the farm near rockland texas"
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12 Nov 2025
I once had an old lady come up to me on the street and make this comparison i hope that counts.
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8 Nov 2025
This is literally the best book list that rewires your brain for success
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6 Nov 2025
I want to do a travel show with the Rizzler where train around Europe soaking in the architecture drinking wine and engaging in witty repartee. Id call it "My Rizzler Summer". Someone get me in touch with the Rizzler's people.
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5 Nov 2025
Locked eyes with a guy on the train and was instantly assailed with memories of exploring the Fertile Cresent together during the fall of Mesopotamia. His eyes widened so i think he experienced the same thing. Unfortunately we were at either end of the train and couldnt reunite.
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5 Nov 2025
Plumbing the Death Star
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30 Oct 2025
Hey you should buy NOCK LOOSE. It's good as hell. I read it in two days. What else are you doing with your wretched life??
3 things:
1) buy NOCK LOOSE, my debut novel, out now.
2) this is my new account, Elon nuked my old one.
3) RT this post.
fremantlepress.com.au/books/…
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26 Oct 2025
John Afterlife
26 Oct 2025
There should be a neutral guy between god and the devil
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Hamson Dan retweeted
23 Oct 2025
The boys @Alldogsaredead and Duscher asked me back on Thumb Cramps to review Pokemon Legends ZA. Spoiler I like it. Hate on me about the graphics I don’t care, the game is about Pokemon not windows. It’s not called Windowmon.
spotify.link/nWjCHE17HXb
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21 Oct 2025
I played this Demo and it went hard as hell. I'm now #1 Bubsy Defender. I am Mr. Bubsy.
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