Space unicorn engineer by day, comedy robot novelist by night. Invented the paperless butter knife. Always 0s and 1s ahead. #Entrepreneur #AIJockey #Ninja

Joined February 2007
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You can check out Viktor for free. Yes, I'm shilling. But damn, it's pretty awesome. app.getviktor.com/signin?ref…

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I accidentally built a children's book company because I don't know how to have normal hobbies. Libronauts turns your kid into the hero of a custom storybook. Real photo, original story, original illustrations. No templates. It exists for one kid only. libronauts.com
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If you bought my new book: THANK YOU. Truly. If you also leave an honest Amazon review: I will love you forever*. *Forever may be a scientific exaggeration. amazon.com/Doctor-Kabooms-Bo…
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Plot twist: my kids’ book full of poop facts is the #1 New Release in Doctors & Medicine Humor. Science is weird. amazon.com/dp/B0G6CWCL1M
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I made a kids’ science book. It’s educational. It’s chaotic. It’s… disgustingly fun. Doctor Kaboom’s Bonkers Book of Gross Facts! 200 real science facts about slime, snot, bugs, barf, poop and all the things kids find hilarious. Check it out! amazon.com/dp/B0G6CWCL1M
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Thought I'd do some baking today.
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School: humanity’s first group babysitting hack disguised as education.
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I usually just say I build “software stuff.” But this one’s different. Undelulu isn’t a product. It’s a love letter in code. For anyone who’s ever whispered, “I just wish someone would listen.” 🖤 undelulu.com

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Today’s Forecast: 80% chance of chaos, 20% chance of remembering your password.
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Soon... undelulu.com

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RIP George Wendt Have a cold one for me, George.
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A new pope! Pope Leo XIV was officially chosen today. He says he wants to bring the Church into the modern era—starting by replacing confession booths with anonymous Google Forms.
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The Vatican unveiled Pope Francis’s tomb, but the kerning is so off, it reads like ‘F R A NCIS VS’—which sounds less like a pope and more like a ‘Fast & Furious’ sequel.
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Global Liquidity index PREDICTS the Bull Run🚨 The biggest Bull Run in history continues, the dip is over. I spotted this pattern in 2021, and turned $1000 into $160K in a week. Here's the list of alts I bought with 1000x potential 🧵👇
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The market is bleeding, so: The 50 SOL giveaway starts NOW! Sending SOL in the comments right now. If you're in: • Like & Retweet • Drop your SOL wallet Only for followers.
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Grok 3 is a crypto MONEY PRINTER I built a Bot that turned $200 ➜ $61K while I slept No coding skills. No experience. Just 10 mins this guide Here's how I did it 🧵👇
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I SNIPED ALL CELEBRITY MEMES BEFORE THE ANNOUNCEMENTS #MELANIA: $565 ➜ $175,548 $LIBRA: $357 ➜ $84,545 $YE: $500 ➜ ? I used only METEORA and FILTERS Here's the patterns I use to find them early 🧵👇
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