writing in @publisherswkly, @lithub, &c. // senior editor with @harpercollins
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18 Nov 2025
I had the privilege of seeing the film version of my story in a packed theater last night. I'll be riding that high for at least a few days. The jokes were landing, people seemed really into it. I was blown away. So cool.
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Apr 17
Fun cover reveal from @people for Idle in Provence. It's been a privilege and a thrill to work with Eric on this. It's very funny but also quite poignant with lots of amazing stories/pictures. The audiobook will be fantastic. Available for preorder now! people.com/eric-idle-idle-in…
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Apr 16
I haven't written a song in probably twelve years but have written five in the last few weeks. I should probably record a very lo-fi EP or something just to get them out of my head
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Apr 16
a lot of you seem to be "in the running to co-host a major podcast event with Spotify & Google" and want me to click a suspicious link. anyway i voted for you all and now have approximately seventy-three trojan viruses on my computer
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Apr 10
the job description is that you review AI generated content. i don't want to live on this planet anymore
ALT job listing for a "Novelist"
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Apr 9
Passed 20k words today
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Apr 6
How it feels to have literally no one like your posts
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Apr 3
Broke the 10k marker today and it's looking pretty good so far
Mar 24
I regret to inform you that I have begun writing another novel 🤢
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Austin Ross retweeted
Mar 24
Hey, would you mind quickly reading my draft? I'm looking for someone to shower it with praise, question nothing, and assure me it's Ok to submit in the next 4 hours.
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Mar 24
I regret to inform you that I have begun writing another novel 🤢
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Mar 20
Logged on an hour early to try to get Angine de Poitrine tickets and 2,000 people were in the queue ahead of me. Sold out within three minutes. Crazy how fast these guys blew up (and how obsessed I am with them) youtube.com/watch?v=pRgHYWOt…
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Mar 10
all my mutuals seem to be/have been at either AWP or LBF and are posting book haul pics. just want to say that I too had a great book haul recently (particularly egregious library trip)
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Feb 12
reading this year's BASS and if this doesn't describe the lives we've chosen i don't know what does
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Feb 10
this story I'm working on keeps getting weirder and weirder (complimentary)
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Feb 3
when i try to work on an old story I put away for a while and it's still not quite working
ALT Sam Neill and Laura Dern, poorly de-aged
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Jan 30
this is what having an 8yo does to your algorithm
ALT "I Pooped My Pants" by Mr Farts
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