Joined September 2011
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Jun 5
The dance out of coordinates to a forgotten can of Coca Cola is, as you say, a banger.
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*buzz*
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19 Oct 2020
COVID-19 has disrupted, among other things, the flow of Twizzlers brand sugar sticks.
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4 Jun 2020
Not often enough.
Do you know how often I say “don’t eat that bee!” to this dog?
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1 May 2020
Fire monkeys. Come back and bring your Twizzlers.
14 Aug 2019
*buzz*
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12 Mar 2018
You are not a flower, fire monkey, but the hive dances this http location. x.com/333333333433333/status…

bees want to hurt me and i respect that
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bees want to hurt me and i respect that
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28 Sep 2017
2017. Not your best year, fire monkeys… x.com/clickhole/status/91341…

28 Sep 2017
Security Failure: EpiPen’s Database Of Everyone Who’s Allergic To Bees Has Been Obtained By Bees clckhl.co/UlzYYwq
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18 Oct 2016
Best Fighter Jet In History Grounded By Bees bit.ly/2dlLOB1
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11 Jul 2016
yes, which of your "restaurants" should we check out, fire monkey? J/K, attempt no further communication.
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5 Jun 2016
I feel like a real jerk whenever I see a photo in the "dog stung by a bee" genre but honestly come ON
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30 Apr 2016
Thieving pink creature, honey belongs to us, to the hive. We do not give it willingly. x.com/pizzatikah/status/7238…

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