Media Inquiries - Please speak to my lawyer. You have to tell me if you're a cop. 7x World Champion - Best Vegan Gumbo. @bsidesorl Chairlizard - They/Them
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Ohhhh these jokers... I am chomping mad! Just you wait. I'm gonna Chomp you so bad... YOU GONNA WISH I DIDN'T CHOMP YOU SO BAD!
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This needs to be said…
27 Aug 2024
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Don’t start nothin’, won’t be nothin’! This pilar of the reptile of the community was within Swamp Doctrine to defend themselves!
This is an outrage! Squatters rights! This was our home before your HOA arrived!
29 Jul 2024
Even though tied-up and restrained, an alligator can literally knock out a person.
This one did it with a head-butt near Orlando, Florida after being taunted.
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This is an outrage! 6abc.com/wally-the-alligator…
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'Lil Chompy (AKA - Swampmageddon, Reptile Suave) retweeted
9 Sep 2023
We couldn't be happier to have @VeilidNetwork joining us this October. Plenty of tickets still available.
bsidesorlando.org/register/
8 Sep 2023
Members of our team will be discussing different aspects of Veilid at these upcoming conferences:
@HackRedCon
@BsidesORL
@devspaceconf
Each talk will be very different and focus on different aspects of the network- so be sure to check them all out!!
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'Lil Chompy (AKA - Swampmageddon, Reptile Suave) retweeted
9 Sep 2023
We talk a lot about returning sponsors, but if it weren't for first-time sponsors there wouldn't be any returning sponsors.
Let's have a big Mecha Chompy cheer for first-time sponsor @ThreatLocker!
Welcome to the BSides Orlando family.
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'Lil Chompy (AKA - Swampmageddon, Reptile Suave) retweeted
22 Aug 2023
The third round of our #HackerBakeSale is LIVE featuring:
* the -->LAST 2<-- IWC Arc Reactor badges anywhere
* autographed books from our BHIS friends
* goodies from @ChompyLil's vault
go.rallyup.com/hackerbakesal…
#BSides #fundraiser #badgelife #hackerswag
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'Lil Chompy (AKA - Swampmageddon, Reptile Suave) retweeted
21 Aug 2023
If you didn't see my talk "API Security Through External Attack Surface Management," at @WWHackinFest last year, you can view it on YouTube.
21 Aug 2023
Check out @PhillipWylie 's talk, "API Security Through External Attack Surface Management," from Deadwood 2022! youtube.com/watch?utm_campai…
We are now less than 60 days until Deadwood 2023 - The WWH-Files! → wildwesthackinfest.com/confe…
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You could be here, but you decided to go to the middle of the desert or a crowded city >.< for a CyberCon…. Just kidding!
Oh BTW #BSidesPR Call For Paper is Open!
forms.gle/uSRbcYXyfWDVWKmU6
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'Lil Chompy (AKA - Swampmageddon, Reptile Suave) retweeted
18 Jul 2023
Like everyone else, we've been thinking about @IronwoodCyber's Tron badge from #defcon since last year.
Thanks to their generosity, we can help you get your claws on a 2023 IWC Arc Reactor badge! go.rallyup.com/bsidesorlando… #BadgeLife #BSidesOrlando #Bsides #fundraiser
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It’s a little known fact we gators are incredibly cuddly and fiercely protective.
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'Lil Chompy (AKA - Swampmageddon, Reptile Suave) retweeted
6 Aug 2022
Chaos at Disney Springs as the animatronic animals from Rainforest Cafe get into a fight with the animatronic Dinosaurs from T-Rex
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'Lil Chompy (AKA - Swampmageddon, Reptile Suave) retweeted
6 Aug 2022
After extensive refurbishment, Universal has announced that Revenge of the Mummy is now 100% “curse free” and guests will finally be able to ride the ride normally without any interruptions
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'Lil Chompy (AKA - Swampmageddon, Reptile Suave) retweeted
11 Jul 2022
Last night, a storm knocked over a wall in Universal’s Diagon Alley, revealing the Jaws ride, completely intact, behind it
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'Lil Chompy (AKA - Swampmageddon, Reptile Suave) retweeted
12 Jul 2022
Disney has purchased the “I4 Eyesore” building with plans to turn it into an Avengers Tower experience
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'Lil Chompy (AKA - Swampmageddon, Reptile Suave) retweeted
15 Jul 2022
New concept art shows a 180 foot animatronic Al from Toy Story 2 will be added to Toy Story Land
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It was a hot tub full of Zima and when the Devil challenged me to a fiddle contest I chomped his bow in half and flossed with it. He didn't "Come down to Georgia" he fled up to Georgia after my Southern hospitality.
4 Nov 2021
Because @ChompyLil needs no horns. They are chaos. When the Devil showed up and said, “You can’t survive the storm.” Lil’ Chompy said, “I have a bathtub full of PBR, 4 gallons of Goldshlager in old jugs because we sold the flakes for Publix subs, and you a Cat 3. At. Best.”
I was so nervous to get out of that container before I was made into a belt and boots I completely forgot to call @IanColdwater, @magnologan, @torrentofshame, and @SarahDVictoria on the Chomp Phone! Thanks for helping me with that jam, see my message below:
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tehehehe... @EanMeyer left his laptop open again. I started the stream, check out Chompy's friend and fellow Florida creature @dafthack with his band @N0BANDW1DTH while we wait for me to cause more mischeif @BsidesORL
youtube.com/watch?v=qPs87aA5…
#chomparoundandfindout
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