The β€œLord Have Mer-Say” guy. Follow me on IG @ChristianJohnsonComedy

Joined July 2010
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Just because I liked your post that don’t mean call me πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚
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I used toothpaste from the dollar store now my side tooth is loose
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Chasing Dreams 🏁 retweeted
.@CJohnsonComedy Is the funniest guy on insta right now! That's why we tagged him on twitter ... coz that's how we roll 🀣🀣🀣
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Bruh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Accidentally bought hotdog buns instead of hamburger buns so guess who's eating hamdogs
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Kenny put Shaq into the Christmas tree again
150K on Instagram!! πŸ₯³πŸ™πŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½
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I’m at 50,000 followers on Instagram!!! πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³ #ChristianJohnsonComedy #GodBlessTheDreamers
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Chasing Dreams 🏁 retweeted
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Somebody said Popeyes taste better when the crackhead open the door for you πŸ˜‚
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I hit 10K followers on Instagram πŸ€―πŸ™πŸ½πŸŽ‰
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Kevin hart couldn’t believe Wtf Channing crowder does with his wife πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­
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Chris Brown really don’t miss fam
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This Chris Brown album πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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Yeah Drake could’ve kept this album
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Two things I won’t keep being is denied and overlooked πŸ’―
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Oh yeah and whoever wrote the ending to Ozark..πŸ—£ YOUR GRANDMA WAS A HOE
Stranger Things season 4 πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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This it right here πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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NEW YORK CITY THIS SUNDAY πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½ #ChristianJohnsonComedy
The ending to Ozark was πŸ’©