I’m Chris Gersbeck. | @DumbIndustries @MaryJoPehl @JackeyNeyman | email: chris@dumb-industries.com
Joined December 2008
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24 Jan 2025
Just popping in here to remind everyone that @elonmusk is a Nazi, @realDonaldTrump is a rapist, Mark Zuckerberg is a pedophile and @JeffBezos shits out of his deformed penis
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11 Aug 2025
She says standing within inches of one of history's most prolific rapists
11 Aug 2025
Jeanine Pirro: "We need to go after the D.C. Council and their absurd laws."
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10 Aug 2025
Hi @SquarespaceHelp I'm just wondering if you plan to update your member areas, paywalls, digital products and courses any time this century? Prior to my death would be preferred.
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Chris Gersbeck retweeted
14 Apr 2025
Remember Mystery Science Theater 3000? The Mad Scientists from MST ( @TraceBeaulieu @FrankConniff ) are doing a live-stream riff on a bunch of shorts on Tuesday April 15th, and these are always great! Get your tickets now! @CSGersbeck @DumbIndustries
13 Apr 2025
This Tues, April 15, 8pm, @TraceBeaulieu & I present an all-new live streaming @MST3K-style @TheMadsAreBack riff, A NIGHT OF SPRINGTIME SHORTS, with special Q&A guest KIDS IN THE HALL's Kevin McDonald! Get tix at dumb-industries.com.
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8 Apr 2025
I don't think I will ever be able to adequately describe just how shitty a platform @Vimeo is to its customers and viewers.
If you're still using them, I urge you to backup all your videos and find an alternative.
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27 Mar 2025
You really gotta hand it to @Vimeo for making an unusable platform even less functional than it already was
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Chris Gersbeck retweeted
18 Mar 2025
1990s comedy summit happening in SoHo! Janeane Garafolo, Kevin McDonald and Yours Truly are in Kevin’s hilarious rock opera starting tomorrow thru Sunday at SoHo Playhouse. Also pictured: awesome rockin’ guitarist John Wlaysewski. sohoplayhouse.com/now-playin…
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Chris Gersbeck retweeted
11 Mar 2025
This is really happening! I'm in a rock opera written by & starring Kids In The Hall legend Kevin McDonald, with Janeane Garofalo and Dave Hill, at the SoHo Playhouse for 5 nights starting next Wednesday, March 19th sohoplayhouse.com/upcoming-e…
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2 Mar 2025
Fucker is a full-on Putin loyalist now, who could've seen that coming
2 Mar 2025
Zelensky Oval Office visit is a Rorschach test. Right sees it as a strong American President standing up for our interests and demanding we be treated with respect. Left sees it as a bully, yelling at one of our allies and doing harm to our interests. I think they're both right.
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26 Feb 2025
It's been a few weeks so just reminding you that @elonmusk is a Nazi, @realDonaldTrump is a rapist, Mark Zuckerberg is a pedophile and @JeffBezos shits out of his deformed penis
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Chris Gersbeck retweeted
22 Feb 2025
Did I mention- my alter ego Rich Koz makes a guest appearance on Steve Darnall’s classic radio show “Those Were the Days” Saturday afternoon? We’ll talk about Jack Benny, and the show’s live anniversary event in April. Go to svengoolie.com and click on appearances!
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5 Feb 2025
Only attending if @stripe promises to toss Zuckerberg into the fire
Mark Zuckerberg will join @patrickc for a fireside chat at Stripe Sessions on May 6. Register: stripesessions.com.
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Chris Gersbeck retweeted
4 Feb 2025
Next Tuesday, Feb 11, 8pm. A very special live streaming @MST3K-style THE MADS ARE BACK Valentine's Day show. @TraceBeaulieu & I riff the romantic classic BRIDE OF THE GORILLA. Go to dumb-industries.com for tickets, and remember, we love you!
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3 Feb 2025
And just like that, I'm looking for alternate payment processors. Fuck you @stripe
Mark Zuckerberg will join @patrickc for a fireside chat at Stripe Sessions on May 6. Register: stripesessions.com.
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31 Jan 2025
Literally every tweet from this guy now is, "Of course Trump is bad.... but you have to admit, he's got a point."
31 Jan 2025
Frank, as I explained on-air Trump was wrong to bring race or gender into this when he has absolutely no evidence it affected this crash. But he’s not lying that there was a terrible program that lowered standards for air traffic controllers. As a minority, I hate those programs.
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29 Jan 2025
it's been a couple days since I reminded you that @realDonaldTrump is a rapist, so here ya go: @realDonaldTrump is a rapist
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