Dad. Yeah. And I like to make stuff with code. :)
Joined April 2010
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18 Mar 2019
Star Wars Cake: Wampa versus stormtroopers. Who will win?
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Andrew Bishop retweeted
6 Jun 2020
When Elmo’s dad has a better take on the protests than most media outlets: “What we are seeing is people saying enough is enough. They want to end racism.”
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31 May 2020
There’s nothing I can say. My “privilege” is that I don’t really understand. I try to empathize but I’ve never experienced it. #ally #BlackLivesMatter
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Andrew Bishop retweeted
29 May 2020
My statement on the death of George Floyd:
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19 Dec 2019
According to WebMD I'm either suffering from a bad headache or I have a brain hemmorage.
Andrew Bishop retweeted
18 Dec 2019
Have we tried turning America off and turning it back on?
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7 Nov 2019
Listening to old people at Starbucks is simultaneously funny and disturbing. Mostly disturbing, though.
18 Oct 2019
I've recently started reading books in the #Cosmere universe by @BrandSanderson. I was hooked by the second chapter of the first #Mistborn book down. On to book 2! #teamvin
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27 Sep 2019
Can anyone explain why I keep reading the news? I remember enjoying the newspaper and looking forward to the 5 o'clock news. RIP my young innocent self.
18 Jul 2019
I thought I was done with the summer challenge @TwoDots. Well I guess I'll start hunting through the remix! Anything to avoid level 127.
20 Jun 2019
Experimenting with cSpell for #vscode. I opened up an old project and got this @JoshuaKGoldberg
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20 Jun 2019
If you're selling a chili cheese dog please make sure customers know that the chili is 50% onions and also topped with green onions. #sadfood
16 Jun 2019
I reached a new Milestone on #TrueAchievements: 80,000 TrueAchievement Score trueachievements.com/gamer/A…
11 Jun 2019
As a parent of a teenager, you can do everything right and then feel insanely guilty because... because they make you feel like you ruined their life. #parentlife. Maybe I did?
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13 Apr 2019
Can someone tell my immune system that done being sick? I want to enjoy family time *and* to go back to work. Is this #thanosvirus?
2 Apr 2019
Wonderful time at the Taj Mahal. Amazing stone and marble work. Hard to believe but al the color is done with hand-cut gems. And monkeys. #india #tajmahal #agra #rhesusmacaque @ Taj Mahal instagram.com/p/BvwZOHYB_3c/…
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23 Feb 2019
Come on, #applewatch. It's 9pm and I'm not going on a 16 minute brisk walk just to close my rings.
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