We were on Scam Goddess podcast having a TIME!!!! 😂❤️💃🏽

When will people understand that this predatory pricing model will always be true of anything coming out of Silicon Valley? It is literally their only model. 1. Operate at a loss so everyone signs up 2. Wipe out competitors 3. Slam users with profane monopolistic costs

You look like a preacher who told the ushers to close the doors until you met your $40k offering goal!

Idgaf if you hated this guy or watched him religiously, any show getting canceled by a President is Anti American

That man is robbing us blind. It hasn’t even been 2 full years. By the time his term is finished, the US will have $4, no schools, no healthcare, no water, no clean air, no food, no economy, no chance lmao. Just police officers, cancer, and AI data centers.

both my sisters are married to white guys and My aunt sends this in the group chat last night and I lost it 😭😂 Put that privilege to work. Lol

SOME DISTRACTION FROM DESPAIR, yes folks, it's an ALL-NEW Couples Therapy! @DivaLaci is back, and we're getting into it! Laci's dating life and does she actually want a dating life??? Ambition, anxiety, and of course, should we know how Reba votes??? Link BELOW⤵️

I know his cousins probably fucking hate him

Just to put it out there, but if you sold $59M in non-existant phones and just shrugged, you'd be in jail.

I can’t see Laser Disc without thinking of @DivaLaci.

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class

The titty bounce down the hallway is sending me.

Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.

I already thought Elon’s mom constantly defending him on twitter was embarrassing. I didn’t even consider that Elon was the one tweeting as his own mom and defending himself, which is maybe the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen

American bought a brand new printer. She bought the ink for the printer, she bought the paper for the printer, now she’s at home and is ready to print She can’t print “They remotely shut off my printer until I paid $7.50 cents to print in my own home, to print on my printer, that I own in my home” This is the new $7.50 subscription plan by HP Printers Here’s how the plans work HP’s Instant Ink and newer All-in Plan programs are subscription services options: - You pay a monthly fee based on pages printed (not ink used). - Plans start low, from $1.79–$7.99 per month for 10–100 pages - $7–$8 per month plans are for around 100 pages If your payment fails. HP will remotely shutoff your printer

How, exactly, did we go from a $200 million privately-funded ballroom, to a $1 billion taxpayer-funded one?

me because I don’t like asking people for help

RIP

Anyone in here work at a hotel front desk? This is for you. STOP ANNOUNCING ROOM NUMBERS WHEN YOU HAND OVER THE KEY.

No way y’all are eating butter balls coated in cinnamon sugar, like pure butter. Please say sike.