Joined March 2009
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Feb 5
dear @canva when I hit share on a multiple page project, 99% of the time I just need the page I’m working on bounced, your default setting should be current page, not everything. Easier to erase one pic over 60
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28 Dec 2025
I hung out with a bunch of white people with no upper lip today. Faith in humanity has been restored.
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29 Nov 2025
Open format djs on discord??? Hmu with your servers or any recs
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20 Oct 2025
They’re trying to expose tyler for the things that made him popular in the first place 🤣🤣🤣
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19 Oct 2025
Just had “homeless man” wearing alo ask me for money. im obviously in miami
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17 Oct 2025
Lately ordering an uber black has been cheaper than a Uberx 🤔🤔🤨🤨
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14 Oct 2025
we’re back at bring your own laptop stand to gigs. as a result of more remote box djs I keep seeeing less and less space for a laptop lol
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13 Oct 2025
Reggaeton needs to go back to the 5 artist in one song remixes, to kinda stay relevant as a scene. Besides BB and maaaaaybe Karol g. There’s zero motion outside of that
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10 Oct 2025
I been wearing my pair recently in hooes they didn’t give out. Now I’m deff buying a few pairs
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10 Oct 2025
Why hasn’t apple incorporated any AI into Siri ? I think that was the first form of AI we had, but compared to what we’re seeing now theyre light years behind. yes some ppl over use it, and have become dependent. everyone should be using it to make their lives easier.
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6 Oct 2025
Boomer tweet. this new sora update is insane. I was using the desktop version for dj visuals, this new app version is nuts. These visuals are getting crazy
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5 Oct 2025
SNL championing Marcelo and the Latino culture is so dope to see. The impact our culture has done will never be taken away from us.
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1 Oct 2025
I don’t know how to explain this. but Trader Joe’s workers are just adults in the witness protection program.
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29 Sep 2025
sometimes bragging about how long you been doing something isn’t a flex, more of a lack of growth. Speciaaaaally in the dj world
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28 Sep 2025
last night had a girl come up to me 3x to shove a phone on my face with a birthday shout out, I just gave her the 👍🏻👍🏻 the 4th time she wrote “if you don’t shout out my friends birthday, I’ll leave the nastiest review online about this party” lmaoooooo
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23 Sep 2025
Maybe a dj isn’t undercutting you. Maybe you’ve settled in a position that’s lost its value and you rather complain than make up for it or go where you prove what you’re asking for. I always think of this, like nahh they just realized you weren’t worth what u were getting 🤷🏻♂️
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