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As @DjAsIs

🏷TurnTable Artisan. Blue Collar DJ. Producer/composer. Poet. http://Instagram: @dj_asis.

Joined December 2008
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As@DjAsIs
21 Dec 2024
My New Book “ISIMS” as-is.life/products/isims
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As@DjAsIs
May 6
“Keegan Bradley” is the whitest sounding name I have ever heard in my life.
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As@DjAsIs
Apr 25
I knew E-40 was rapping about real life when he said “I used to get beat with racing car tracks”. That’s way too specific of an item to get beat with to not be true
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As@DjAsIs
Mar 18
Your 🖊️ Is a 🖍️. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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As@DjAsIs
Mar 16
I never had any problem identifying with on screen characters who did not look like me.
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As@DjAsIs
Mar 16
Were people always this convinced their subjective opinion on movies/acting were objective truths?
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As@DjAsIs
Feb 25
If you worked with a person who constantly talked about how great they were at their job. How they were the best at everything. And about how anyone who disagreed with them was a loser and unpatriotic you would probably hate that person.
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As@DjAsIs
Feb 12
Rage baiting is thirst trapping for the aesthetically impaired.
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As@DjAsIs
Feb 9
Final score 11-10
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As@DjAsIs
Jan 21
2026 Jay-Z will drop an album out of nowhere.
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As@DjAsIs
16 Dec 2025
Why is FYP a deleted tweet reply every 3 posts?
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As@DjAsIs
15 Dec 2025
This is about to be one of those crazy news weeks. I can feel it.
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As@DjAsIs
13 Dec 2025
Kanye’s verse on The Joy is one of his best for sure!
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As@DjAsIs
2 Dec 2025
“When it's war, it'll be war to the bitter end If they ever say we lose, I start it again.” @50cent really meant that.
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As@DjAsIs
1 Dec 2025
She was a Whoo-Er.
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As@DjAsIs
27 Nov 2025
Do you ever stop to think about how many people see your face on dating apps and decide instantly you are not good enough.
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As@DjAsIs
8 Nov 2025
The euphemism “Reheating Nachos” is clever because in general reheated nachos are not very good in taste or texture. However, if you heat them in a pan and then add eggs… Pretty delicious. Although I suppose one could argue they are no longer nachos.
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As@DjAsIs
4 Nov 2025
I still want to know why the president thinks nobody knows or uses the word “groceries.”
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As@DjAsIs
4 Nov 2025
Cowboys VS Cardinals = Jerry McGuire ass game.
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As@DjAsIs
2 Nov 2025
Across four different dating apps I haven’t had a single match in over a month. I usually get one or two a week between them. Anyone else dry as a bone?
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