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31 Oct 2024
I think I nailed it! Happy Halloween!
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Our tax dollars are really going to great places these days.

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May 12
I got 37 copies of Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 8 for my birthday. Life is good.
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Friday stream with updates. The Rockband revival (and how I scammed my kid), Bowling Hall of Fame, House Updates, and what we've been watching/playing! Live at /djwheat on Twitch.
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Apr 29
My email after playing Rock Band every night for the past week.
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Apr 17
Happy Friday! We're officially 3 weeks into the new house, and things are going pretty well. Lots of stories and some really good news to share this week! LIVE at /djwheat on Twitch.
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Apr 10
We're all moved into the new house - and today is the first official stream from it. We'll give a little house tour today to show off the project that my wife and I have been working on for over 10 years. Also, TWO NEW pinball machines arrive today! LIVE at /djwheat on Twitch
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Mar 21
Powers is a pretty incredible series but the Live Action was mid. It needs to be animated. Also Deena Pilgrim is such an awesome character. I hope this is good.
An adult animated series based on Brian Michael Bendis' ‘POWERS’ is in the works at Netflix. The series follows two Chicago homicide detectives who work in cases involving super powers. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-…)
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Mar 20
It's the last stream at the old house before we move into the new house. Lots of memories here - the last days of working at Twitch, COVID Streams, starting at @PlayFortisGames... but now a new chapter is near. Let's wrap it up! LIVE at /djwheat on Twitch.
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If one of my cards isn’t “Uzi Jesus” then it’s gonna be a waste of time.
Full trailer for 'Pickmon', an open-world survival game that looks like 'Pokémon' and 'Palworld', except monster capturing is done with “cards”
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If this made no sense to you, then go read Dungeon Crawler Carl and thank me later.
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Feb 27
Our move date to the new house is finally locked in. Now, the fun part is setting up all the "moving" dominoes, hoping they fall into perfect alignment. Chatting more about that and how I only just discovered Frog Fractions yesterday. LIVE at /djwheat on Twitch.
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Feb 22
My face when I hit Carrot twice in a row.
Comment down below which One Piece character you get matched with 👇
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Feb 20
Stream coming in hot (and a little late) today. We got a surprise 6 " of snow, and that meant I had to shovel this morning before the stream. Now that it's out of the way, let's gooooooo. Live at /djWHEAT on Twitch.
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Where danger blooms, Miss All-Sunday is never far behind. 🌸 ONE PIECE: INTO THE GRAND LINE March 10.
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Corporate Valentine's cards but make it cute. Save. Send. Don't explain yourself. Happy Valentine's Day 💙
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Feb 13
Back from my trip to Lisbon. On deck to discuss today: house updates, Pokemon Pinball reveal, new glasses, and an assortment of other news that I've missed out on the past week! LIVE at /djWHEAT on Twitch.
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I threw raves in Omaha, NE back in the 2000s that had more people… and you had to get your hands on a flyer then call a number to find out where it was.
🚨 JUST IN: Kid Rock is absolutely CRUSHING IT right now, the crowd is going haywire INCREDIBLE performance. This man has pure American talent.
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Aww shit.
According to psychologists, people who watch horror movies for fun and sleep well afterwards are potential psychopaths.
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Has anyone ever in the history of time stopped a stranger in a movie theater to ask them what they were seeing? I used to write threads like this on BBSs when I was 10 years old cause I thought it was cool.
I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED! Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. “Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.” The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!” “But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?” “No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.” Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented. “Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.” Tears began to well up in their eyes. “But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.” They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile. I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?” He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked. “Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”
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