Writer and co-founder of Six20Two. Tequila enthusiast. By all means move at a glacial pace you know how that thrills me. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ
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Asked this guy at busstop if he wanted to share my umbrella as it was chucking it down. He replied "I'm married"
UM it's not that you're so fucking irresistible I wanted an 8am quickie behind the vets, I thought u might not like to be soaked before work, but DROWN see if I care
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3 May 2025
Describe your favourite British TV show using only emojis and others have to guess.
Iโll go first: ๐คช๐คช๐คช๐ด๐ด๐ด
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hahah this is epic
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Prince George fixing his hair ๐
Prince Louis 1 second later ๐คญ
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5 May 2025
Prince George fixing his hair ๐
Prince Louis 1 second later ๐คญ
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19 Feb 2025
Think of it as the test before the test ๐คฃ
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Alright, @Specsavers, I am aware I need another eye test, but I really didn't need the sass of sending it in size 46 font just so I can see it.
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What kind of society would willingly traumatise its children in the name of education? John Harris says as claims about practices in two flagship London schools are investigated, itโs time to stop and think about what schools are really for theguardian.com/commentisfreโฆ
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Ordered pasta, and the waiter came over with parmesan, and after a while, he said ,"Um madam you are meant to tell me when to stop" #hahaneverstopiwantacheesepilethesizeofahouse
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Reduced toilets in services, lot of people waiting. Woman shouts "Can I skip to the front? All I want to do is pee."
What do you think we're all doing at 7:45pm in a service station Sharon, queuing for disney land?! STOP SCREAMING LIKE A FUCKING PTERODACTYL AND GET IT TOGETHER.
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