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Jared @EIMpire

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Joined June 2012
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Jared@EIMpire
25 Dec 2016
I bleed garbage water.
Jared@EIMpire
1 Dec 2016
***one month from today***
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Jared@EIMpire
18 Nov 2016
Bought some pants today.
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Jared@EIMpire
8 Nov 2016
Standing in line to vote. The collective vibe is LITERALLY that of a funeral.
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Jared@EIMpire
7 Nov 2016
jaredandrews.bandcamp.com/al…
Jared@EIMpire
7 Nov 2016
Crying whilst eating @tacobell 2016
Jared@EIMpire
24 Oct 2016
Trump/Pence 2k16: Make America Terrifyingly White Again
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Jared@EIMpire
19 Oct 2016
The google maps car just drove by me while I was carrying a bag of dog poop.
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i love declan.@snooksley
9 Oct 2016
Garbage brain
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Robert Garcia
@RobertGarcia
30 Sep 2016
This is huge loss for Long Beach - Josh was a force for good. RIP x.com/andrewedwardslb/status…

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Jared@EIMpire
29 Sep 2016
Gary Johnson looks like every step dad I have ever seen.
Jared@EIMpire
26 Sep 2016
I'm starting a yogurt line geared toward rockers and calling it Gurt Cobain.
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Jared@EIMpire
23 Sep 2016
Standing on the curb @ LAX w/ a bookbag full of guitar pedals. Ready for #MusicTastesGood
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Jared@EIMpire
12 Sep 2016
Dude I'm always talkin bout these gd jizz trees. x.com/jrossfw/status/3340779…
Jared@EIMpire
12 Sep 2016
Oatmeal hoagie
Jared@EIMpire
6 Sep 2016
omg @AnnCoulter on the Rob Lowe roast is the definition of Cringe 😱😱😱
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Jared@EIMpire
4 Sep 2016
counting crows making me feel some type of way rn.
Jared@EIMpire
3 Sep 2016
Harambe memes for president 2k16
Jared@EIMpire
3 Sep 2016
I've got this dad texting abt my amp for sale on Craigslist and he's asking me a bunch of neverending dad-like questions.
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Jared@EIMpire
31 Aug 2016
Listening to DMB on DMT
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