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Emily Cunningham @EROSE28
Joined June 2012
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My boss just said she resisted the urge to walk by me and slap my butt… we’re in a title iv training🤷🏽‍♀️ to be clear, I wouldn’t be mad if she did 🤣
Solo riding can honestly be the best. Feeling some kind of wayyyyyy 😍😝🏔🏂
We hear fire trucks in the distance now and I really hope it’s for my girl. At this point we’ve made up a whole scenario 🚲🚨#followuptweet #spiritanimal
Ian and I were in bed when we heard screaming outside. We looked out the window and saw two cop cars rollin’ on by with their lights on chasing some woman screaming at them on her bike... quarentainment at it’s best👏🏽
Ashamed to admit I asked my mom if she put garlic in her Alfredo sauce... I guessed she did so I put 3x the amount and the sauce was TO DIE FORRRRR BETCHES #italian
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Anyone else eating cookies by the microwave light at 1:45 AM? Just me? K cool. 🍪 #theyweredelish
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When your boyfriend is supposed to take you out for a nice dinner but then his truck breaks and all of a sudden you’re eating cheap Chinese out of a truck bed in the street😑
Also was too wasted to eat my meal. Then FaceTimed my bffs mom🎄 ‘‘tis the season to be an asshole
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Well I was cut off at longhorn so whatafuckinnight
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My boyfriends response to my Christmas cookie pictures was “eww looks gross. Looks like cardboard cookies” so I think I’m winning this whole Christmas thing... ❄️⛄️
Also realize it’s been forever since I tweeted. Yeah still a fing hot mess #newyearsameme
Shout out to the woman blacked out drunk, puking in the toilet at the xmas party. Please message me so we can be friends. You’re my spirit animal dude
Emily Cunningham retweeted
immature little blue heron@allyyy_cat
29 Apr 2019
please help me find my dog, just a simple RT could bring him home #GameofThrones
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My level of tired right now is trying to double tap a photo on Facebook repeatedly and not understand why it won’t “like” it...
What tf is wrong with me. I just spent $20 in a candy shop and I don’t even really eat candy.
We call Harper Harp Dog and she looks like she’s DISH TV in her cone therefore we now have DISH in HD. If you’re going to cost us thousands in bills we’re going to make fun of you HD #SorryNotSorry
I forgot to put my laundry in the drier for the second night in a row so here I sleep with no sheets again 😴
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It took me 3.5 hours to get one kid to start his finals today and my only thought was “so many people run marathons faster than that” #persistence #runningislife #whyisthismylife
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Tomorrow is Friday but I wonder if my boss would say anything if i said I lost track of the days and thought it was Saturday and didn’t come to work....
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When I picked up my food the woman felt bad that I didn’t know it came with garlic bread and I ordered it separate so she gave me 5 free slices and honestly that brought a tear to my eye #beautiful
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