@fcbarcelona • lionel messi • football • engineering • computers •

Joined April 2017
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Wait Tielemans is Belgium’s captain in a team that has de Byrne and Courtouis?
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Step using American metric system on non American matters jeez
The woman who was thrown off a 130-foot bridge without a cord in Brazil was still alive when an off-duty nurse got to her on the ground. "I even talked to her... I told her, 'Nobody dies on my shift.' Even though I wasn’t on my shift..." said nurse Rayza Dias. Three of the workers have been arrested and charged with homicide for the death of 21-year-old Maria Eduarda Rodrigues de Freitas. Two of the suspects reportedly tried fleeing following the incident and had to be tracked down by a military helicopter.
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Back in my day Brazil wouldn’t even take this squad to the Olympics
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HE DID IT AGAIN 😭
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thinking about when i was down bad for an old fling but lost all his social media so i would stalk his linkedin, only for him to tell me years later that he would get a notification about it every single time
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Jun 15
The reason Japan fans clean the stadium after each game. Respect. 🤝🇯🇵
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Besonderer Moment! Während die Teamkollegen sich beglückwünschten und dem Publikum dankten, bildete sich ein kleiner Kreis aus fünf Spielern. Im Kreis vertreten: Mehrere Spieler Curacaos und Felix Nmecha sowie Jonathan Tah. Arm in Arm steckten die Spieler die Köpfe zusammen. Torschütze Nmecha erklärte nach dem Spiel die Szene am ARD-Mikro: "Wir sind im Spiel Gegner und nach dem Spiel alle Christen und Brüder. Dann haben wir einfach ein kleines Gebet zusammen gemacht, weil wir immer noch sehr dankbar sind", erklärte der 25-Jährige. #wm #dfbteam
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ostrich thinking he's top of the food chain and getting taught a crazy ass lesson
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😭😭😭😭😭
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Go have a day off with El Mencho
Jun 11
After Mexico beat South Africa tonight we party with the Sinaloa Cartel
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What do you people have on your phones? Meanwhile I can't ever fill up a 32 GB phone
no matter how desperate you are, don’t ever buy a 128GB phone.
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Thank God the opening ceremony was in Mexico. The USA would've done everything in their power to screw it up if it was held there.
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Normalize praying before embarking on journeys. Long or short. Leaving your house and returning safely is a blessing.
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🏆 Referee announced for 2026 #SuperCup! We're pleased to share that Somali referee Omar Artan will officiate the highly anticipated match between PSG and Aston Villa in Salzburg.
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After some initial years of "freedom", you realise that there's an emptiness that only God can fill.
That age where they can’t force you to church anymore>>>>>>
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We've predicted four in a row. Now we've run the sim again. The next champion? 🇪🇸
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Why's it moving at that speed to begin with?
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Tesla is being hailed as the safest vehicle on the road after its self-driving system successfully avoided an accident, even when thick smoke and dust made it nearly impossible to see.
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Have you heard of a guy called Anatoliy Trubin from Benefica?
This should be tweet of the year already😂😂
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Me calling my sister to tell her that one day I’ll give her the whole world But for now she needs to lend me 10k
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They thought customers were running away without making payments 😂
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The new generation of children are all very well educated.
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