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BREAKING: RFK Jr. proudly declares drinking algae water from Reflecting Pool can cure syphilis, erectile dysfunction, and most forms of cancer.
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Anyone who feels threatened by a labradoodle has absolutely no business patrolling our streets.
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BREAKING: Donald Trumpโs Department of War not very good at it.
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If you feel like you donโt have enough puke, piss, and shit in your life then parenting may be just the thing for you.
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Itโs true though. Michelle Obama is more of a man than any of the spineless cowards, bootlickers, and traitorous sycophants who chose to desecrate the peopleโs house last night for Donald Trumpโs narcissistic taxpayer funded cockfight.
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If youโre not completely embarrassed to be an American right now youโre a real piece of shit.
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BREAKING: Under Donald Trumpโs leadership White House now officially White Trash House.
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Crazy how the movie โIdiocracyโ imagined the dumbest possible future for America but somehow our present reality is so much fucking worse.
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BREAKING: Although he just turned 80 years old Donald Trumpโs handlers claim heโs actually โgetting youngerโ because his 80th birthday was a lot like his first as the president spent most of the day sleeping, whining, and shitting his diaper.
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BREAKING: Many Americans hoping for Donald Trumpโs 80th birthday he will finally be able to join his best friend.
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BREAKING: Most people wishing for the one thing that would make Donald Trumpโs birthday the best day ever for everyone else in the entire world.
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