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Hunter Brown will return Tuesday night vs the Tigers, per @Chandler_Rome Itโ€™ll be Hunter Brown vs Framber Valdez ๐Ÿฟ
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Hunter Brown will make his return to the Astros rotation on Tuesday night at Daikin Park against Framber Valdez and the Detroit Tigers.
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Hunter Brown will make his return to the Astros rotation on Tuesday night at Daikin Park against Framber Valdez and the Detroit Tigers.
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Lord tatis on legend
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GO GET THAT YORDAN DOUBLE INNING GRAND SLAM BOOMBAHHHHH OUT OF SOUTH DAKOTA

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He's such an All-Star. #VoteYordan โญ๏ธ astros.com/vote
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Tay-K makes his comeback after 9 years with 2 new singles Everywhere I Go & Erupt

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Terrible company lmaooo
Today, we are taking action against a number of accounts that violated our Terms of Service by participating in an exploit within the WBC Mini Seasons activity. This is the first step in our enforcement efforts, and we reserve the right to take further action against accounts that participated in this exploit, or any other violation of our Terms of Service. These actions are intended to help maintain a fair and balanced experience for all players and prevent similar violations in the future. We're also working on a fix that will restore the WBC Mini Seasonโ€™s rewards that were temporarily adjusted to mitigate this exploit. We expect to share more information in the near future.
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W weekend classic
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Weekend classic mondays are server disconnects lmao so fun
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So we letting this slide lmao
Shane Baz: "The only reason I'm not going to talk about that play is because I will get finedโ€ Gunnar Henderson: "I'm not gonna chase him into RF when I'm trying to turn a double playโ€ Hunter Wendelstedt: "It was actually a very gentlemanly thing to doโ€
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Oh PACK IT IN MAN. just shower when theyโ€™re asleep. I hate this genre of attention seeking parent ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
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say no to woke diamond quest bunts on GOAT
Diamond Quest bunt squad update. A lot of people were asking me yesterday about the team I run. This is basically it. My lineup is based on my preferences w/ bunters. For example, I think Brice Turang is the best bunter in the game w/o runners on base. Want to see this team in action?
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18 May 2021
Yordan Alvarez | "Prince Of H-Town" (Edited By: Me)
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EVERYBODY GETS A HIT TODAY!
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Y'all better make this man an All-Star. #VoteYordan โญ๏ธ astros.com/vote
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First HR in an Astros uni!
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Why do we allow this to happen to children...
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