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Adam Dodds @FifthColumn

There aren't enough scoundrels in your life.

Joined January 2010
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@stripedpenny If you'd ever offered your seat to a woman who took umbrage, you'd know that #chivalryisjustterrified.
Some seats available for Bonegrinders tonight and tomorrow! bendsinister.org 773.234.BEND. 2-for-1 tix this weekend only! Password: Curacao.
I always wanted to have an Opening of Interest...on Chicago Stage Review! http://www.chicagostagereview.com/?tag=bendsinister-theatre
Does anyone in Chi have a magnetic chess board I can borrow for a month? Dead serious. Please Help.
Instead of pouring one out, I snapped into one for Mr. Savage.
At least they're finally starting to contradict each other as to WHAT they hate...that's worth something, right?
@JessHutchinson He needs to trance for 4 hours a day to memorize his spells, just like all the elves.
First tweet since August 19 goes like this: Save me
September 12th, I'm turning 31. Thinking Toga party. Not Like Animal House. Like Caligula.
My only problem problem with the gays is that they're forgiven Kylie Minogue for the murder of Michael Hutchens.
I'm partnering with Google to make a walking directions app that charts routes to avoid fundraising activists.
Imagine you make a carrot cake but you don't draw a carrot on top with frosting. Everybody would take a bite and FREAK THE FUCK OUT.
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Catering put the oatmeal dangerously close to the biscuits in one of those things white gravy might be served in. Close call, that.
Breast Cancer Awareness must have about as much revenue as the Catholic Church. Y'all better cure that shit by the time Jesus gets back.
Pretty sure I drink enough of the world's horchata supply that Charlie Bucket's teacher could figure out what percent it works out to.
Why leave the pockets flopping out the bottom of the tiny cutoff jeans? not like you could put anything in em.
Replying to @tonyadamssr
@halcyontony At some point today you must tell me where the bowels comment came from.
When Mackey plays and Napolitano sings "Little Wing", a boy can die happy if the boy is me.
Opinions are like assholes: we all want to protect our own and fuck other people's.
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