Official twitter of Michael Furie, author of The Witch's Book of Potions, Supermarket Magic, Supermarket Sabbats and more.

Joined January 2013
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Omg, that would be awesome. ♥️
Thought: what if Diana and @TheRealElvira were distant cousins? That would be some family reunion 😂
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"We would have won" Those are her words... openly placing herself (at the very least) in full agreement with those commiting treason.
Holy shit. Marjorie Taylor Greene just said if she had led the organizing of the January 6 insurrection, they “would have been armed” with guns.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Retweet if you’re thankful that Joe Biden is president instead of Donald Trump!
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The Colorado shooter’s dad on finding out his son murdered people: “They started telling me about the incident, a shooting... And then I go on to find out it’s a gay bar. I got scared, ‘Shit, is he gay?’ And he’s not gay, so I said, phew… I am a conservative Republican.” (@CBS8)
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There will be so much to see, learn, and do at the Mystical Minds Convention on October 8-9, like my presentation on Spellcasting 101. Tickets are still available but get them while you can. 🙂 mysticalmindsconvention.com/…

🎶 Such a delicate boy... in the hysterical realm....of an emotional landslide.... in physical terms.... 🎶 instagram.com/p/Ci1E7Ryplgj/…

Michael Furie retweeted
13 Aug 2022
Replying to @RuPaul
@RuPaul Poppy Love won with an @Alanis song! Thank u!
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As is probably obvious by now, I am a huge @Alanis fan and a huge @garbage fan! Being able to see them both perform was a dream come true and tonight they're both in one of my favorite places in California... Mountain View. ❤
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What can I say about last night's wonderful concert with #Garbage and #AlanisMorissette besides Thank U for an unforgettable and magical experience! A dream fulfilled! ❤❤❤ instagram.com/p/Cg55pMUL6WK/…

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Thank you so much @garbage and @Alanis for an incredible show tonight! Much love ❤❤❤
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As my 440th birthday draws near (2 weeks away!).... I'm just grateful that I've been able to maintain my hair's natural color.... *cough*.... anyone believe me? Show of hands? Lol. instagram.com/p/CgugTHOvQ2R/…

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and I’m here, to remind you of the grass you left when you went away… 😂
9 Jul 2022
YOU OUGHTA MOW
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The taxes! The finger thing means the taxes!
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I've come back to bless your eggs.
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Welcome back, insomnia. instagram.com/p/CcFionsr6JQ/…

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Somebody hacked my Instagram. Frustrating, but I have the password reset now. instagram.com/p/CbZWmzNL_XW/…

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I adore @SusanPowter and am very grateful she is back on Twitter. Her tweets make my day. Thank you, Susan. ❤