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8 Jan 2015
@Gizmodo This would be my first dopple! I don't want to bungle or bobble the Fingal dopple, has anyone at least dabbled in dopples?
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8 Dec 2022
Thanks Epic Rap Battles of History for spending 2,567 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Donald Trump vs Joe Biden. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/0Rq2…
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1 Jul 2022
you heard of "makeup sex" but have you heard of "sorry for insisting on going to see the live action avatar the last airbender movie for a date" sex
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12 Apr 2022
I'm so fucking glad we solved that lil 'unarmed black men being shot and killed by police' problem so we can really dig in and focus on the horrors of some dude slapping another dude.
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9 Sep 2021
Obama won a nobel prize while president so let's make him president again as a cure for covid
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9 Sep 2021
I'm working my way through Lord of the Flies. This time, I'm not reading it, but rather eating a page a day.
You should, too. Sir William Golding won a nobel prize, which means eating his books will cure covid.
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18 Mar 2021
I have it on good authority from a secret contact that @MarkDice is part of a secret cabal of cannibal pedophiles. That's why he's so fixated on it - to keep his own sins hidden. We are on to you, Mark.
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11 Mar 2021
Hey @prageru I used to be antifa too. How much will you pay me for my story on how we performed back alley abortions and committed unspeakable acts on Republican-owned pets?
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4 Mar 2021
Right 🤣🤣🤣🤣
4 Mar 2021
Don’t get yourself in trouble again. Using the wrong word on Twitter is apparently more important than doing real work to better your community.
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4 Nov 2020
Nobody is "voting after the polls close" you fucking lunatic.
4 Nov 2020
We are up BIG, but they are trying to STEAL the Election. We will never let them do it. Votes cannot be cast after the Polls are closed!
30 Oct 2020
Someone has figured it out. Send in the R-Squad to handle it.
30 Oct 2020
hell yes. I hate chocolate and peanut butter together!!! DOWN WITH REESE’S CUPS!!! 😎✊️
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28 Sep 2020
Hahaha dude that stack of papers cost more than you paid in taxes you fucken dickhead
30 May 2020
I'm starting a new business - DoorLoot. You tell me what you want and for a nominal fee I'll go loot it for you.
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Victor Carbon retweeted
30 May 2020
Atlanta has deployed a child militia at Lenox Mall fitted with riot shields and batons. What the actual fuck is going on?
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28 May 2020
I have lost control of the situation.
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29 May 2020
It's weird getting an answer to the fermi paradox in real time.
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8 Apr 2020
My wife has been watching some documentary series called "Tiger King" and keeps telling me she's shopping for the best quality sardine oil. No idea what this means but I bet it's sexy.
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4 Apr 2020
Interesting quarantine side effect: seeing which talk show hosts are actually funny without a studio audience.
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28 Mar 2020
Somewhere M. Night Shyamalan is sitting in a room watching the news hoping and praying this virus came from plants.
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16 Feb 2020
the internet has become 70% porn, 20% politics, and 130000000000% hyperbole
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