Sarcasm is my best friend... And whiskey.
Joined December 2012
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23 Feb 2014
So wait is it time to bring this back or what cuz I mean lets fucking go
15 Sep 2013
I swear to fucking god there's an autoreply message that sends with my texts saying "hi my names stef please ignore my texts & not respond"😡
17 Jun 2013
It's just that one person. We're not friends, so don't snapchat. I don't even have your number!
17 Jun 2013
Stop snap chatting me. I don't care when you go to the gym, when you eat, when you sleep, when you shower, or when you're hammered. STOP!
17 Jun 2013
On a scale of 0 to 100, I'm a 600 on ready to move the fuck out of this house. 😄🏡
17 Jun 2013
Losing sleep over not hearing from someone you haven't talked to in months who reached out to you <<< 😓😴 #sicktomystomach
11 Jun 2013
Those people that you'll just always hate, no matter what. And their existence just irks you. <<<<
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11 Jun 2013
I swear I have a "please take advantage of me & fuck me over" sign on my back. Like 24/7 though. #asshole #ihateeveryone #haha
29 May 2013
You "miss me"? Oh I think there's a word missing in there. Starts with an 'f' ends with an 'ucking.' Liar. #scum
29 May 2013
If I didn't answer the first 5 snapchats don't send me 15 fucking more.
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24 May 2013
If you can snap chat me 30 times but not answer a text, fuck off