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This dumb ass couldn't past the APFT even for the Air Force. Go CHIMP out to Afri Kant
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Replying to @AdamKinzinger
Whenever I met an officer—whether as their PSG, 1SG, or CSM—I’d always tell them, "Sir, I don't care about your APFT or ACFT score if you aren't tactically and technically competent. I already had plenty of knuckleheads for muscle". He’s the knucklehead in charge
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I knew a guy who was never athletic and barely passed the APFT out of Basic. At AIT wanted to be Honor grad so bad he obsessed over it. He got up at 4 every morning to train with his class leader, a Green Beret. And he got a 300. And was the Honor Grad.
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Replying to @FrostyFinances
Whenever I met an officer—whether as their PSG, 1SG, or CSM—I’d always tell them, "Sir, I don't care about your APFT or ACFT score if you aren't tactically and technically competent. I already had plenty of knuckleheads for muscle". He’s the knucklehead in charge
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Replying to @Ross_Hunt
More than 10 mile race or 400 m swim, no. But I've boxed at a high amateur and pro level for half my life at this point and clocked at 13 min 2 mile in my final APFT at 33. So I'm not a stranger to endurance work. It's a supplementary exercise. You wouldn't use it in place of your specific training if you're running that event *any more* than you'd train to go 10 rounds by only running.
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@grok please help with civilian. What is tested in the APFT. Is bench press part of it?
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APFT Test results: No Go. 🤡 then 🤮 4 sure. 🤣
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Replying to @sjs856
0, 0, 0, 0 And before you mouth off like a queer. I lift three times a week and still maintain the 90th percentile on the APFT if I took it today But don’t worry. Petey is soooooo cool
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Replying to @Parzival2ptOhh
*Army JROTC Raider Challenge APFT Overall Top Male @ Fort Dix *Raiders Commander - Eagle Battalion I know a thing or two And being Black ≠ gang member Having Aryan gang tattoos = gang affiliation Shut ya dumbass up
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As a young officer I regularly scored a 300 on the APFT. He is a civilian. Standards do not apply. But hanging with the troops is one of the few things he has done right.
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I’m just a guy in a bear suit, but I also lift. The neckbeards trying to dunk on this guy probably couldn’t do burnouts like that after a long run. Also, it’s not an apft it’s just pt and they look like they are having fun.
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Replying to @SecArmy
Stop referring to the APFT as "historical." Also, if anyone refers to the current PTs as "vintage," I hope they get anal warts.
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Can confirm. Especially in the Army. And it’s not just in theater. You can’t even do an APFT or be released for liberty without a safety briefing. It’s fucking ridiculous.
The more I look at this lighthearted monument idea. the more I think it accidentally captured the entire story of the Global War on Terror. Not the war itself, but what it became. A giant restraint stretched across open ground, another buckle fastened by people convinced that every problem can be solved by tightening the strap one more notch. Those of us who fought that war were not fragile. We crossed oceans, climbed mountains, walked through cities filled with bombs, and carried burdens that would break most people. Yet somewhere along the way an entire generation of leaders became convinced that the greatest threat to those men was not the enemy, but risk itself. What followed was twenty years of wrapping warriors in procedures, approvals, permissions, reviews, assessments, oversight mechanisms, and legal opinions until the institution slowly forgot the difference between protecting a force and restraining it. Every buckle arrived with good intentions. Every layer was justified. Every restriction was sold to us as profound wisdom. Nobody noticed that the accumulation of caution was producing its own form of recklessness. We became so obsessed with preventing small failures that we lost the ability to achieve great successes. That is the lesson staring back at me from this seemingly funny image. Civilizations are not preserved by eliminating danger. They are preserved by producing men capable of confronting it. A people that spends enough time worshipping safety eventually begins treating courage like a pathology and initiative like a threat. The instinct for survival remains, but it becomes detached from the willingness to act. History has never been kind to societies that make that trade. What makes this monument joke so powerful is that it unintentionally captures the hangover of an entire era. An era spent tightening straps while the muscles beneath them slowly atrophied. An era spent managing risk while forgetting that the greatest risks are often the ones created by excessive caution. If the Global War on Terror means anything, it should be this: never again confuse bureaucracy for strategy, process for progress, or restraint for strength. The buckle is perfect. Not because it honors what we were. Because it reminds us what we became. And it reminds us what we should never be again. Cautious to the point of calamity.
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Replying to @Schwalm5132
We stop using the comically bad APFT years ago.
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Replying to @chadgarland
Want to really feel old, do you remember the yellow banana APFT uniform from back in the 80's.
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Replying to @peoples_unicorn
Agreed. We had dudes bolo the initial APFT, didnt have the items on the packing list, etc.
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Replying to @TheAngry53586
lets be honest, apft 2mr times would crush the modern force
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Replying to @JayJosephVet
Happened to me. We had just finished our FTX, during PT the next morning had my foot twisted, broke the tibia and dislocated the talotibial joint. Only had the EOTC and APFT to go. Four months in the hospital before i went back to the platoon as a holdover. It was cool working with the DS's and showing the newest cycle how to assemble their LBE, make bunks, etc. Did physical therapy until I could pass the 2 miles again. 6 months total. Lost slot for Airborne training with two screws in the ankle Fort Lost in the Woods, Misery August 84 through Feb 85.
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