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Replying to @nocturnve
iya karena dari magnetic udah jelas mereka ala2 bangun tidur dan bermimpi. mimpi kan banyak hal aneh yak, jadinya isinya absurd yang bikin gak nyaman
Eriwin retweeted
“Pre-operational” activity on Signal which happens to justify the absurd droneport on the roof of his ballroom. Sure, chud.
On June 10, FBI and our law enforcement partners became aware of a potential threat to the UFC America 250 event in Washington, D.C. involving individuals outside of the National Capital Region – and thanks to the rapid action of this FBI, our partners, and the Department of Justice in a multi-state operation, multiple individuals are now in custody and allegedly planned attacks were stopped cold. While the result represented the best of investigative work, it was also nothing out of the ordinary for this law enforcement team – we are built to detect, respond to, and bring to justice those who threaten the lives of American citizens - particularly during large gatherings like the historic UFC 250 fight. That’s exactly what we did here. I want to thank our great agents and partners, this work remains ongoing and we will continue to update the public as permitted.    We continue to encourage any American to report anything suspicious at 1-800-CALL-FBI or tips.fbi.gov.”
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Barely controls #Mogadishu. Barely reaches #Afgooye. Relies on #Turkish intelligence to mediate between the opposition and an expired-term president over elections. Yet it speaks the language of sovereignty and territorial integrity as if it were a fully functioning state. The gap between rhetoric and reality has rarely been so absurd…
Press Statemet: The Federal Republic of Somalia rejects any engagement with entities operating outside its constitutional framework. Any such actions violate Somalia’s sovereignty, unity & territorial integrity, carry no legal standing, and undermine regional stability. #Somalia
Futball_trybe retweeted
Juninho Pernambucano scoring 77 free-kick goals with that absurd knuckleball technique will always be the most underrated superpower in football history. ​Goalkeepers were literally terrified from 40 yards out. He wasn't human. 🔥🎯
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fritzzwo retweeted
Good. Absurd Kaja is self-destructing.
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Replying to @MariusReinecker
I know! You can’t even make parody it because it’s already so absurd
Replying to @cmclymer
How is it racist to say she is trans? Being trans has nothing to do with race what so ever... You are absurd af
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Replying to @AgnostikGnostik
The thought processes of people these days out here now is beyond anything people may remember it to be prior to 2020. It has gotten progressively more illogical and people are on average more likely to believe in conspiracies and disinformation and pseudoscience than ever before. It’s completely absurd and I hear it or see it now almost continuously!
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Replying to @Muckraker1611
Pirated Deathloop and it was pretty good, most 7/10 game I've ever played. The 10/10s across the board was fucking absurd, it was not perfect at the slightest.
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Chris Ojeda retweeted
In The Other Guys (2010), Will Ferrell improvised lines were so absurd that Eva Mendes kept breaking character and laughing. Mendes called Ferrell the “master” and “improv king,” saying they shot “so many takes” because they were “getting different stuff every time.”
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Ray viu a Mimi retweeted
In the category of truly absurd things you can't make up, an Iranian player's US visa has now expired because he was granted only a single-entry despite Iran being compelled to leave the United States after EVERY SINGLE GAME. "Football unites the world," amirite?!?!?!?
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J4DGE ^_^ retweeted
that body of yours is absurd
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Replying to @JulietB270880
Beyond absurd? Those who peddle pro Putin propaganda - what on earth could be their motivation?
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Exasperated of Ulster retweeted
The argument that Google or Facebook will challenge the under 16 social media ban is palpably absurd. This is a backdoor for digital ID tied to central bank digital currencies. The state wants it because it will function as a control matrix and a digital panocoptia. But there is a fortune to me made with this technology. Data is the new oil and it is YOU who will be the commodoties they trade in the 21st century. Why did you think they gave you all these highly addictive digital products in the first place? Do you think targted adds and pop ups is how they make their money? No. You are the product.
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Jshiesty Deity retweeted
Replying to @abierkhatib
This is fucking absurd and it is treason on every member that passed this!!
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Ormeallz 🇯🇲 retweeted
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Tuchel better win the World Cup because some of his selections are absurd.
Welcome back to the #ThreeLions squad, @TrevohChalobah! 🤝
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Replying to @libriscent
I know that I and a friend had a strange afterlife in another friend's anecdotes. (We'd all gone travelling together.) We became fictional characters known to do and say absurd things.
Replying to @nexta_tv
ok wtf are with the comments, idk about the father entering the bathroom but suggesting to take the daughters to the men's bathroom is absurd
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