#arXiv#AprilFool "I'll Finish It This Week" And Other Lies arxiv.org/abs/2103.16574 "A small group of postdocs, graduate students, and undergraduates inadvertently formed a longitudinal study contrasting expected productivity levels with actual productivity levels."
Just imagine explaining to an elderly relative that they can no longer have brown eggs from @sainsburys because they're bad for the planet!
It must be white eggs.
Quite rightly they'd laugh at you.
Stop the nonsense.
#aprilfool