Can a cat not get a haircut, a cooked breakfast, a few drinks and a dance lesson without half the village declaring a state of emergency anymore???
I’m back. Chill the fuck out.
Places my friend’s “missing” cat has been seen today:
☕️ Café ✔️
🍳 Pub Kitchen ✔️
💇 Hairdressers✔️
💃 Dance class at the village hall ✔️
🏠 Home ✖️
Living his best life, completely unaware he now has a Facebook page dedicated to getting him home.