My girlfriend's parents came over for dinner Saturday.
First time at my place.
Her dad walked in. Looked around. Saw the laptop, the second monitor, the three terminal panels.
"So this is where you work."
"Yeah."
"What, just the laptop?"
"Just the laptop. And the repos."
He raised an eyebrow. "Repos?"
"Open-source. Anyone can audit the code."
He laughed. "So you code for free?"
"No sir. The code makes money."
"Sure it does."
I didn't argue. I opened my laptop.
One wallet I was tracking turned $640 into $11,800 in 31 days. Another flipped 287 trades with 76% winrate. One more pulled $3.4M in volume in two weeks.
He put his beer down.
"That's... from a script?"
Exactly.
Then I showed him the repos. All free. All public.
First:
github.com/warproxxx/poly_da…
86M trades on Polymarket. Every outcome since day one. Free to download.
Second:
github.com/warproxxx/poly-ma…
Market making bot. Both sides of the book. Gas optimized. Google Sheets execution.
Third:
github.com/pselamy/pattern-t…
ML heuristics. I fed 14,000 wallets into Claude. One prompt. 4 minutes. Found 47 traders with 70% winrate. Bot mirrors them with 60-second delay.
He went quiet for a long time.
Then: "How long have you been doing this?"
"Eight months."
"And you didn't tell us?"
I didn't have a good answer.
Her mom asked for the links before the pasta was done.
Copytrade him:
polymarket.com/@bonereaper?r…
Fathers-in-law don't ask about the money. They ask why you didn't tell them. Then the mom does the rest.