Following yesterday’s SIT (Sexual Intercourse Time) research, I’ve received over 4,000 DMs asking:
“Sir, how do I increase my SIT?”
After 9 years of rigorous private field testing (conducted in silence, darkness, and questionable self-discipline), I have updated the formula.
SIT is no longer basic arithmetic.
New model:
SIT = (Calmness × Experience × Breathing Control) ÷ Excitement Level
Now listen carefully.
Most beginners suffer from what I call:
Overthinking During Launch Syndrome (ODLS)
Symptoms include:
• Adjusting position like an engineer
• Sudden loss of confidence for no reason
• Saying “wait wait wait” internally
• Feeling like you’re in a final exam you didn’t study for
This condition causes Excitement Level to spike, which instantly reduces SIT.
However, long-term “private training sessions” have shown one consistent improvement:
Repetition reduces panic.
Not skill. Not strength. Just panic.
Final conclusion:
If you treat it like a mission = SIT increases
If you treat it like World Cup final = SIT expires early
Thank you for attending SIT Research Part 2.
Yours sincerely,
DECAGON
BSc. Applied Masturbation Mathematics (AMM)
Department of Theoretical Ejaculatory Physics
Specialization: Quantitative Nut Analytics & Advanced Hand-to-Gland Dynamics
Then, what is the solution to increase SIT 🤔