I am unable to sleep, outof sheer trauma, its past 1 am, have woke up thrive uncontrollably even as a tired body dozed off. IN ENORMOUS SUFFERG.UNSUSTANABLE. NEED TO MOVE IMMEDIATELY.
BREAKING: JPMorgan will host the party for SpaceX's IPO
The celebration will take place on the 57th floor of their 270 Park Ave HQ and will include a buffet dinner and a 'dessert in the stars.'
There will be a 'carvery countdown' with tomahawk steak bones branded with JPMorgan and SpaceX logos.
The drink list includes:
- The Future is Public (gin, Champagne, star fruit, aloe vera, Concord grape, lime, thyme, pear dust)
- Starship (Bourbon, Sicilian bittersweet liqueur, honey chrysanthemum cordial, aromatic bitters, lemon zest, Islay Mist)
- Falcon 9 (Vodka infused with young coconut, espresso, burnt cinnamon cordial, cardamom, borage flower)