les bonobos se sont échappés du zoo, vite le Fusil hypodermique pour neutraliser les primates Teigneux.🤮
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But is that windows approved by a mafia of local primates or may he be fined? Also the water does not allow to see the front plate properly, we cannot be sure if he's a criminal.
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Muy interesante, aunque —como comentan en el ensayo de Rob Henderson— si parece haber indicios de que nuestros parientes primates (orangutanes y chimpancés) si aplican la violencia proactiva dentro y fuera de sus grupos 🤔
Lo que no he entendido bien es a que se refiere
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Me gusta más reírme de los primates come plátanos castellanos.
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Gardez votre hypocrisie pour vous, ni félicitations, ni que dalle.
On oublira rien les primates !
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Homecoming
Earth is an old cradle planet. Advanced beings come, operate, leave when conditions shift, and are now returning because humans are finally going to space. “No big deal.”
Key Timeline (Circumstantial):
Smart Insects: 60 million years → left
Reptilians/Dinosaurs: ~200 million years → left after meteor
Humans: only 0.3 million years but exploded technologically
The Anunnaki Return:
Came for gold after the last ice age
Engineered primates into endurance workers (humans best long-distance stamina)
Added Chromosome 2 “Governor” — keeps us smart but not too smart
Created hybrids (~3/4 their genetics), very fertile
Factions split, built megalithic sites (same tech, different styles)
Split languages to prevent coordination
When humans became demi-gods → Great Flood reset
Post-Flood:
Survivors got farming, writing & basic tech, but lost the advanced machines
Final sky wars (Mahabharata vimanas) → gods withdrew
Now:
They’re fully space-faring. Space has unlimited resources — no need to conquer Earth.
Nordics (most advanced, human-looking) likely the first to leave the cradle long ago.
Current traffic = “Welcome to the spacefarer club.” We’re finally leaving the petri dish.
No proof.
But nothing disproves it either. The old neighbors are just coming home.
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not only that, since these are supposedly random mutations, we'd have wings sprouting, multiple arms and legs, eyes in the back of heads, etc, for all species, not just primates.
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Mdrrr même les Brésiliens les traitent de primates 😂😂😂😂
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Anyone of you primates touches anyone in my family and yours is getting dirt naps
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I'm on the Orangutan's side
They are the most logical/gentle of the primates.. guy's the asshole here
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talk about the most confused primates to exist Jesus 😭
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He ate pounded yam and vegetable soup for breakfast. When i asked if he bought it , he said no , he made it from scratch.
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Of course it is! But y'all just wait till Mayor Mamdani finds out about this! He is gonna shake a finger at you then sarcastically condemn all you people portraying primates.
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인간 오창식(KOR) retweeted
サルのなかま進化系統樹
THE EVOLUTIONARY PATH OF PRIMATES
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Definir a una chica como "facilona puta de usar y tirar" te hace el rey de los primates.
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The primates strike again instagram.com/reel/DWRYFwnjo…