Cozy weekend vibe = homemade avocado toast with a runny egg u0026 a latte. Simple, warm, perfect start to the day!

Well her spreads are extremely runny... 😩😩😩😫😫😫🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

I know. Woke up this morning, sore throat, runny nose and aching. I prefer winter

I hate runny wet ass Mac and cheese 😐 why is that the new normal

Coughing. Runny nose. Heavy breathing. Slight fever. I’m dying guys wtf 😭😭

Yes but still had them runny.

More like smelly runny diarrhoea

Tomatoes, avocado, chicken, chilli oil, mayo, tomato sauce, extra runny eggs.

When pudding goes bad, it starts to get runny. When pudding is runny, you throw it away. When you throw it away, it makes the trash can look like someone had an accident so catastrophic that their worldview changed entirely. When you're still basically 12-years-old, it is very funny. No shame.

Did you just use AI? Yikes, can you think for yourself a ALL Ai also says a runny nose = prostate cancer, is that true too buddy?

you missed the bit about her opening her legs for money. The failing businesses and wickless candles - runny jams, cheap plonk, the book no one bought. The cancelled tv series, the cable tv actress no one had heard of. Been married 3 times and pretended to be pregnant. etc etc

runny yolk supremacy

@nancytsidley @StephanieSidley waiting for my car to get smogged and wrote up what Meghans message for her Father’s Day Breakfast set “should have” said. For shits and giggles. Enjoy. 🤣🤣 When you need a simple way to say ‘fuck you’ to Dad because you are so ratchet you send a trusted source - allegedly - from the U.S. Embassy to deliver a letter to ‘Dad’ after he had his leg amputated or if you simply want to try and create a very uncomfortable morning moment - because you are really so hateful - this breakfast in bed is the not perfect treat. Gather your most disgusting, old and burnt baked goods (like the burnt, looks like shit dripping from it, croissant pictured here), and serve it with a big glob of salty butter (salt provided by my own sweaty hands) and a swipe of our runny, pourable Strawberry Spread. Add a slice of old, dried up (just like me, Megain) fruit, nobody really wants and pour a cup of steaming hot coffee (you know the one I want to throw on your face, Dad) or Herbal Lemon Ginger Tea. Breakfast served bedside (but not hospital bedside with your Dad), demented smile and a fake, are the camera’s rolling hug, is a simple way to remind those (we only love you when we need you) we loathe that we don’t give a fuck.

She had to find a way to make us believe the runny mess was on purpose

There's a video of her 'creating' this revolting drink, if you can call it that. The spread is so incredibly runny, I'm surprised it doesn't come in a squeezy bottle.

I’ve learned there’s not a lot of call for cheddar in a certain cheese shop and that their Camembert is very runny

Top tip. Frozen sausage and hash browns. Egg in a cup. All in an Air fry toaster oven 10 min - 375. Take the egg cup out 2-3 early for cooked white / runny yolk. Lazy man’s fast breakfast.

Also elite. Agree. I am a black pepper guy, too, though. Throw in a runny fried egg, over medium, and it’s even better.

Ieave it to me to get a runny nose and a cold in this heat

Personally I like adding cheese, cut up apple gouda chicken sausage, and a slightly runny fried egg to mine but if it’s just too spicy I’d add a little of the sauce packet at a time and taste it as you go to be honest