Traje pingüino

Miss Gomez, we are not really interested in this kind of confrontational slop-right political posturing here. It doesn't work, it doesn't persuade, it just gets you banned from things. I can't help but notice that you have failed to take the measure of what is actually happening in Britain. It is not merely that there are Muslims here that is the problem, and if you were going to pick a Muslim to insult, Shabana Mahmood is actually a pretty poor choice as she's currently deporting a lot of foreigners. The hysterical tone of your response belies the incredibly feminine nature of your worldview. You seem to have no self-control and no theory of mind for people other than yourself. I'm sure being fat is a real concern for an unmarried 26-year-old woman, but as a 46-year-old married father of 4, it really doesn't bother me. Instead of considering that perhaps I have a point, you attempted to engage in some bizarre cat-fight with me through hyper-masculine posturing as if you were some transgender chihuahua. Needless to say, I'm not impressed. It's almost impossible to overlook the irony of your activism. You feel like a South Park parody come to life, like their Jennifer Lopez character saying "I'm heer to sayve the Weest!" when you are literally a Columbian immigrant, and upon being banned from a white country your first thought is to literally break in. Must be in the blood. Put simply, I'm glad you're banned from Britain, and if I were the home secretary, I would ban you myself. Not only are you an offensive foreigner, which is grounds enough to have you banned, but you are also incapable of following the rules, or even engaging with your fellow man through the lens of Christian good-will. We are on a mission from God to save England from the ravaging hordes of barbarians, you are on a mission from your uterus to monopolise as much attention as humanly possible. We are not the same and you are no use to us.