I'm in the church people's business. Yes, Christian people's business.
Here's the tea:
1. A woman called off her wedding and the mother of the groom kept blowing up her phone. And she said "your son is damaged goods, I can't do this". She found out that Mr. Pastor has 7kids she didn't know about with 5 different women ๐ซข. She didn't argue, she just didn't show up on their wedding day. A wedding without the bride ๐ค she has two kids and she knew he got 3kids but she didn't know about the other 4 ๐
2. According to some pastors, the reason women have fibroids or are unable to conceive on time is because of contraceptives and abortions. In fact, some have said that women have fibroids because of prostitution. Girrlll, the pastors are doing gynecology on the side ๐ค
3. The girls are telling pastors wives to stfu as it is written in the bible. Many pastor's wives have come out to tell women to dump their degrees, their life goals, and submit their lives to their imaginary husbands. Others have said women should only train the girl child and leave the boy child alone.
4. Can someone tell me how it's possible for someone to confess to a crime in the church and not get arrested? This has been seen in many churches where males and their wives come out to give a testimony about how the husband used to SA their nieces or "house help" but after intense prayers, they changed, as God would have it ๐
5. This is what people are saying about a certain pastor in Delta State who likes to keep wild animals as pets. They're saying his church isn't really a church but a "crime ring". They said EFCC cannot raid that place because he's connected to some politicians. Apparently, the yahoo boys lodge there for months because they know it will never be raided.
6. Did y'all see the video of that pastor totally dressed like a king? Everybody got so much to say but a certain group of people were like "women, don't leave your marriage. Look at pastor Chris living like a king. Where is his wife? Don't leave your marriage" and the girlies were like "boy stfu and take several steps back to hell like your hairline".
7. Some pastors were bragging about how they have private jets and all. People were like "you can't have that jet" Mr pastor got petty, snapped his fingers and got two jets. People were like "Hell nah, it's time to tax the church".
8. Did y'all see the video of a pastor criticizing a woman's $1,235 donation? She gave that donation and pastor was like "that ain't what I asked you to do. It's supposed to be a thousand plus a thousand" and the woman was like "alright, I'll work on the other 800" ๐ and the congregation goes "hallelujah"
9. People are asking questions about Pastor Tobi. They said they've never seen him preach but they've seen Birkin bags and Davido. So, at what point does the pastoring start? Others were like "Pastor Tobi is actually his stage name".
10. What is SpacNation? ๐ค It's a church accused of financial misconduct and exploitation of it's vulnerable members. Anyway, they said you people should lock in and donate. They're saying SpacNation is a scam and they lure young people especially young girls as young as 13 to raise millions of pounds.
11. The pastors are telling husbands "useless" for allowing their wives control them. They said only what a husband says must happen. The pastors wives are cashing out via infidelity crash course for women. People had concerns about that infidelity crash course because it costs almost a thousand dollars and they were like "didn't the bible say adultery was grounds for divorce?".
12. A pastor recently advised his member and anyone else to avoid any personal relationship with men of god, and he meant it. He said y'all should go to church, listen to the word and go to your house. What is going on?
People are also pointing out the obvious competition between pastors. I'm still in Asian people's business and there's tension between Thailand and Cambodia right now. Brb
Y'all know I'm in everybody's business but I couldn't resist this one ๐
1. If it's your personal life goal to have a baby with Blueface, baby girl, you're in luck because he's looking for Baby Mama number 3. He didn't drop the application link tho.
2. Baby mama number 1, her name is Jayden, she is a rapper and I don't really know any of her sounds but I know at some point she kept screaming "Motherfucker" I think that's one of her songs or whatnot. She can cook, clean and take care of Blueface.
3. Baby mama number 2 is the popular Chrisean and she's very possessive. She fights everything and everybody around Blueface. Her whole life is dedicated to him.
4. Blueface came fresh out of prison and saw the light. He said his baby mamas are mid and he needs a new baby mama ASAP.
5. They're saying his two baby mamas don't even get along but here's the thing, if you want to rehabilitate him, you can join the baby mama gang.
6. They're saying anyone who joins his gang of baby mamas shouldn't be seen crying on IG live 6months in. I don't know if it's a warning or an advice.
7. Blueface has the chase logo on tatted on his forehead, wallgreen, baseball logo, etc all over his face. It's one of his good qualities ๐
8. They're saying the baby he has with Chrisean has some disability due to her excessive drinking and all during her pregnancy and her refusal to do a CS. Chrisean said her baby doesn't have any disability and Blueface said Chrisean is the one with the disability, not the baby.
9. Girrrl, they're saying Blueface already chose his first contender tho and her name is Naveah and she's young and very pretty. People are calling her Blueface' human Binky.
Line up, and secure your spot. Power to everyone involved ๐ช