I'm doing laundry in my apartment building's laundry room. There's only four washers and someone has left their wet clothes in one of them for over an hour.
I need to do my laundry before work tomorrow. I take their clothes out and put them on the table, then start my load. Ten minutes later someone storms in.
Angry Guy: "Did you touch my laundry?!"
Me: "Uh, yeah, it was sitting in the washer for over an hour and I needed toโ"
Angry Guy: "You can't touch other people's laundry! That's a violation of privacy!"
Me: "There's a sign right there that says if you leave your clothes for more than 30 minutes people can remove them."
Angry Guy: "I don't care about the sign! Those are MY clothes!"
Me: "Okay but you left them in there and other people need to use the washers too."
Angry Guy: "This is THEFT!"
Me: "I didn't steal them, they're right there on the table."
Angry Guy: "You TOUCHED them though!"
Me: "Yeah, to move them."
He grabbed his wet clothes and stormed out. Twenty minutes later I got a noise complaint email from the building manager. No idea if it was related but the timing was suspicious.