Blimey, steady on you slippery little weasel — the very chap who’s single-handedly engulfed Europe and the poor old UK in this absolute barney of a conflict, all while showcasing world-class governmental skills in the noble art of creative accounting and backhander distribution.
Awfully decent of you to thank us for nabbing that Russian tanker. Nothing quite screams “principled resolve” like popping round to borrow the neighbours’ handcuffs while your own shop’s still knee-deep in the old graft, playing pass-the-parcel with dodgy contracts.
Before you start demanding we confiscate everyone else’s oil, perhaps have a bash at confiscating the skeletons from your own corridors of power first? That’d bring peace closer quicker than you can say “peace in our time.”
Toodle-oo!