eeso ✧ retweeted
POV: This deeply unserious sea noodle just crawled out the ocean and hit you with the
'Why so serious?' 👀
🪱🌊🤣😂😭
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The sheer arrogance. You won't be like this when you're on the plane back to whatever third world shithole that you or your parents crawled out of. Keep up this attitude though, it only speeds up how quickly it happens by demonstrating to even more Brits why you need to go.
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hongjaedaeneun retweeted
Jun 15
40 years in an alloy prison suit…
until something crawled inside him.
It didn’t just unlock the suit… it fused into his right hand. 😳🎬
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"we love Jesus but we worship a different Jesus"
Lmfao your Rabbis and Imams are going back to the pits they crawled out of
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4/ We crawled under barbed wires.
Ran across a platform.
Squeezed through a tunnel.
Every obstacle demanded a different version of you.
Strength alone wasn't enough.
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They’re cool but if most of those ever crawled on me I would die from a heart attack in a puddle of my own terrified piss.
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Anirban Mukerji retweeted
Doing this again: How we crawled out of slime only to develop opinions.
I’ll be attempting to summarise four billion years of ruthless biological improvisation without embarrassing myself. No promises.
Sunday, 21 June, 12 noon, The Piano Man, Eldeco, Delhi.
This is part of the unLecture series. Details here: urbanaut.app/spot/sex-death-…
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