"Our AIs reconstituted the server data recovered from the previous regime. FaceReq and LLMs then identified you as a DEI supporter, voiding your citizenship. You are now an illegal migrant. Under the 2032 Border Act, I'm requisitioning your neural tissue for the Bitcoin mines."
Apparently DEI is both a silent plague and serial killer that is ruining all of America according to the right-wing. It's grounding Boeing planes. Ruining education. Making kids believe slavery caused the Civil War. Just awful stuff.
How has DEI ruined your day today?