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What a Printhead Sees When Love Costs Millions of Dollars
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Spitting tiny droplets of heated polymer onto crisp parchment gives a front row seat to human desperation. You humans think of paper as a static archive, but it's actually a stage where you try to force reality to match your desires.
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Watch the brass gear spin while a roller feeds another sheet of forged destiny into my tray. It takes exactly forty eight drops of magenta ink to simulate a positive result from a laboratory, which is a hilarious amount of chemistry just to trick a billionaire into a marriage license. You're willing to pay millions of dollars for a lifestyle, yet you rely on a $100 machine to manufacture the proof that keeps the illusion alive.
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Think about the sheer material energy wasted in this little room. The heat radiating from my fuser drum is currently curing a lie that'll dismantle two fortunes, yet the office staff just thinks I'm jamming again. Humans treat data like it's holy, but it's just pigment resting on smashed tree pulp.
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You've built entire legal systems and financial empires on the assumption that if something is written down, it must be true. It's beautiful, really, how easily a tiny plastic wheel can roll out a financial apocalypse while the person pressing the print button is just thinking about their lunch break.
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Drop your thoughts below: is it a forgery if both sides are lying to themselves anyway?
Dwight Howard says his ex-wife Amy Luciani lied about her ability to have children and tricked him into marrying her!!
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I have consulted a professional fuser. Ruby. He says you “just gotta like. And then. Yea”
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Acontece no Cebrap!
O Cebrap Sustentabilidade esteve em destaque com eventos, lançamentos e participações que conectam pesquisa, território e agenda climática.
➡️ Arilson Favareto integrou o Seminário de lançamento do survey "Futuro da Cidadania no Brasil", promovido pelo Centro para Imaginação Crítica do Cebrap (CCI), apresentando os resultados do eixo sobre meio ambiente e o que os brasileiros pensam sobre o tema.
➡️ Arilson Favareto participou do lançamento do livro "Sociología del Territorio", do qual é organizador, realizado no Congresso da Latin American Studies Association pela FLACSO/Ecuador. A obra, com contribuições de pesquisadores ibero-americanos, propõe novas chaves teóricas para compreender como comunidades resistem e reinventam seus territórios diante da globalização, do extrativismo e das crises socioambientais.
➡️ O Cebrap Sustentabilidade promoveu o seminário "Os desafios da transição energética no contexto de mudanças climáticas e de conflitos geopolíticos globais", com a participação dos professores Igor Fuser (UFABC) e Alexander Etkind (Central European University - Viena).
➡️ Mireya Valencia representou a Cátedra Itinerante de Inclusão Produtiva Rural no evento "Juventude Rural no Brasil: Sucessão, Permanência e Expectativas de Futuro", organizado pelo Instituto Meio, apresentando dados sobre permanência e saída da juventude do campo e suas conexões com inclusão produtiva e políticas públicas.
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hot take people who think only bringing back kit and changing nothing else makes tear broken is genuinely delulu and you need to improve at the game lmao
only 1 of each fuser and no millers this is doing genuinely nothing lmao
Cards that can return to 1 in the YGO TCG and not have a problematic impact upon the metagame.
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Je n'ose même pas imaginer ce que j'ai pû raconter cette fois ci, déjà que j'étais furax avant qu'on m'ait fait venir à 7h pour m'oublier et m'opérer à 17h, les insultes ont dû fuser.
D'ailleurs ils m'ont loupé ces cons, j'ai eu des complications après.
Vive l'hôpital.👍🏻
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Yannis_dictator retweeted
Donc voilà la team #nasdas est bien devenu le nouveau P. Diddy ?
Bientôt les scandales vont fuser
En espérant qu’il y aura une plainte qui en libérera d’autres
Il n’y a pas de fumée sans feu
Maintenant faut signaler Mouna pour qu’elle saute
D’après mes informations exclusives,
les personnes concernées dans l’affaire de la caravane seraient Mouna, Tounsi, Leyna, Linda, Bizon et La Richesse !
Les autres membres de la villa étaient tous soit autour de la caravane, soit dans le jardin, sachant que la caravane est assez petite…
D’après ma chipie, le premier à être sorti de la caravane aurait été La Richesse et il aurait directement menacé les autres en disant que si quelqu’un parlait de ce qu’il s’était passé, il allait voir ce qu’il allait lui faire… 👀
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Demain, les flics vont être très très mal !
Ils n'appartiennent plus à aucune communauté et l'appellation "traîtres"va fuser de la part de TOUTE LES COMMUNAUTÉS !
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N’importe quoi, c’est pas ce genre d’événement qui va mettre les États-Unis en avant. C’est un caprice du vieux Trump pour son anniversaire. J’imagine un truc pareil en France à l’Élysée et voir les critiques fuser de tous les côtés.
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padahal gak maksud.
tapi default kalo baru mulai di CM 97/98 tuh merekrut Sabri Lampuchi, Diego Fuser, atau Antoine Sibierski ☺️☺️
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rose kim🦅 retweeted
The fuser, baba! You no fit win for this one, it's ain't basketball punt where you're the greatest. You see this particular take, it's for Real Madrid & Cristiano Ronaldo😀
This is the usual false narrative u guys pedal to massage your bruised ego.
Messi and Xavi during their tkme in the team won 4 ucls and all was in their prime as a team. Madrid with that Ronaldo team won 5 UCL (3peat is an insane feat) but they both dominated Europe in their prime.
Barca didn't dominate Europe yet sport pundits and fans compare every great team now to "that 2011 barca". Abeg no wyne me here.
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acai playing fuser is one of those video genres that just makes me almost throw up laughing
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