You and I don't always see eye-2-eye, and that's cool.
...but a guy has to be genuinely retarded to not know that every woman who's ever worn a dress in her life, has at some point accidentally given the public a free visiage of her "Holy of Holies" ...It's like Thanatos, it's inevitable, it happens, not much you can do but try to move and act lady-like, yet try as you may, someone's gonna see it, don't make a big deal about it.
...and every man on the planet knows that if you happen to witness such a thing, whether in glorious awe or vile revulsion....keep that sh!t to yourself, and file it away under "Things to Think About Later" or "Unspeakable Horrors", and move on.
That's some "40-Year Old Virgin" energy...only if he had a soy-infused villain arc on a quest to find a cuck-chair with a butt-plug.
Then again, probably every woman he knows doesn't know what a dress is or think it's an evil patriarchy vehicle to facilitate the making of babies...and lemme tell ya, as someone who's worn a kilt, sometimes it's nice to air out your junk. I get it.
Dude...she was wearin' underwear. Relax.
You're getting all worked up over some cotton like you picked it yourself and you're mad she might've farted in it and feel it's a discredit to your work as a serious cotton picker.
Don't act like you've never had a wardrobe malfunction (a real one, not the sh!t
@JanetJackson tried to pull off at half-time. "It was a WaReDrObE MaLfUnCtIon"...we're not stupid, Janet.)...rule #1 when you're old. You don't get to whip out your titties anymore. But it away.
We were EATING....
(If you want to be offended, be offended at real things. You're not a serious person otherwise.)
Also, I would've made a great Lobo. (
@DCOfficial you really missed the boat)