Shaun:
We, collectively as Americans, apologize for the stupidity you experienced
250 years ago, a cat puked up a yarn ball and that became the map of Boston's roads
Everyone else in the country knows that no-one is able to drive there
We had all accepted this fact
Sorry
i’m kinda drunk rn but not a ton bc i had to sober up and drive my friend home even though she puked pasta all over my car but it’s okay and i love her and i also love you all and i also love skz and i also lowkirkenuinely need to clean puke out of my car tmrw but it’s #Okay
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Ollie smith retweeted
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After a huge Christmas feeding , master power puked all over shit slave unexpectedly. Seems he contracted a flu bug. Full video :
scatbook.com/Muscledshiteate…
#gaypuke #Pukeinmouth #scatpig #pukepig #shitpig #scatslave
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You should stay away from basketball. A > 5th% in height seamhead who runs like he has a spinal condition obvs didn’t play growing up. You sound like you’re so drunk you shit your pants & puked on your shoes and you’re telling everyone you’re still fine in all your finals tweets.
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When that UFC fighter puked on himself at the weigh in with Lincoln lit up behind him, our nation swelled with pride having discovered this new form of diminished elevation 👏
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Funny what a horrible team we are - i just puked oops thats my brother the devil - dumbass - wanted to dance with those who want to dance woth me lol 😆
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Time to manifest a $100m runner. Trending even while SOL puked - imagine when it runs.
Bullish consolidation and breakout for solana:BCdwQBAn8dYB5YjTsoB6TdHAWokxv28k2oZUodERpump.
One of the few on-chain plays that's continued to trend while most of the market has been chopping.
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"What are you guys looking at?" A grown man who's puked on his own chest twice Josh. What do YOU think we're all looking at you braindead goofy?
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I puked ALL over myself today and it was hot as fuuuuuuuck
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Jeff Tremaine, David England, Wee Man, Preston Lee, and Johnny Knoxville doing a Q&A after the amazing experience of watching Jackass 1-4 in a row. I laughed, I cried, I nearly puked a few times.
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Kidney stone, birthing a 10.5 lb kid without pain meds,(by choice! I choice a 100% natural birth) shattered my tibial plateau while snow skiing.
They were all awful, but I think the kidney stone was the worst. I hurt so bad that I puked.
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Thank youoomf. This happened on a date once cuz it gummed up my mouth and made me panic and I puked
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The Spurs should have won all five games but they basically puked all over themselves. Like the Spurs from North London, they found a way to lose from winning positions. Everyone says they’ll be back but it’s really unlikely.
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