OK, OK that’s it promotion celebrations are now done! Thanks to @ITFCFoundation again for giving the staff and children at Sidegate more great memories. Roll on next season! #BlueArmy

👏 A big congratulations to students from Sidegate Primary, who represented @IpswichTown and the Foundation at the #PLPrimaryStars National Girls Football Tournament at Molineux Stadium, coming third overall. Well done, girls! @PLCommunities

💙 Students from Sidegate Primary were welcomed to Portman Road to receive match kit, donated by the Foundation. The students will represent the club nationally at the at the Premier League Primary Stars tournament in Wolverhampton this Friday. Good luck, Sidegate!👏 @PLCommunities | #PLPrimaryStars

Our Gorleston U10 Hurricanes have had a brilliant season — made even better thanks to the support of Sidegate Motors (Home Kit) and Supalign (Away Kit). Your backing helps create smiles, confidence and a real love for the game in our young players. 💚 Proud to have you part of the Green Army. #GREENARMY #THEGREENS

Here we go @callmeteditfc in position in the best primary school in town. #Sidegate

Nice one Me and a guy I worked with got into a small concert by just walking past security at a sidegate.. acting like we owned the place and saying, "We're with the band." (and just kept casually walking in..), one time. We looked the part: long hair, leather jackets, etc..

Flere bevis på at Mossad infiltrerte demonstrasjonene i Iran i januar, i en artikkel i Middle East Eye av 1. april: «En iraner beskriver å ha sett en mann forkledd som en gatefeier som trekker frem en revolver og skyter to jenter i en rolig sidegate. Andre husker å ha sett blokker av koordinerte mennesker kledd i svart lede protestene, eller folk drept med våpen som ikke brukes av styrkene til det iranske etablissementet ..... Etter hvert som protestene utfoldet seg, sa personer som tidligere USAs utenriksminister Mike Pompeo og Israels kulturarvminister, Amichai Eliyahu, at Mossad-agenter var blant demonstrantene ..... Én kilde snakket om å ha sett folk i utkanten av Teheran som tydelig var ’uvanlige’ og ikke lokale. De beskrev en mann som ledet en gruppe demonstranter som hadde blokkert en hovedgate. ’Det var veldig rart å se så mange mennesker protestere i nabolaget vårt, for vanligvis skjer det ikke mye der jeg bor’, sa kilden. ’De rev ned gateskilt og brente søppelbøtter. Lederen deres fortalte meg at gaten var stengt, og at jeg ikke kunne kjøre gjennom’, la de til. ’Da jeg spurte om jeg kunne komme meg hjem gjennom en sidegate, så han forvirret ut og sa at han ikke visste det, og at han ikke var fra dette området.’ En annen kilde som deltok på en demonstrasjon 8. januar i Øst-Teheran beskrev en liten gruppe demonstranter med masker som beveget seg sammen, sang og ledet folkemengden. Han sa at de oppførte seg som en ’svart blokk’, en protesttaktikk ukjent i Iran, men vanlig i Vesten, hvor demonstranter skjuler utseendet sitt på en uniformert måte. ’De var som det du ser i svartblokkvideoer fra protester i Europa. De beveget seg sammen, og da sammenstøt med sikkerhetsstyrker begynte, forsvant de umiddelbart’, sa kilden. HRANA og andre rettighetsgrupper har rapportert at noen av de drepte ikke var demonstranter eller sikkerhetsstyrker. Vitner beskrev til MEE at de så sivile tilskuere bli skutt ned tilsynelatende tilfeldig av ukjente angripere. Selv om myndighetene har drept hundrevis av mennesker i aksjonen, og har en historie med å offentliggjøre dødsfall for å så frykt, antydet kilder på bakken at det de så ikke så ut til å være iranske sikkerhetsstyrkers verk. Én kilde i Iran sa at de hadde sett tilskuere bli drept fra taket av huset sitt i en nordlig by nær Kaspihavet 9. januar. ’Jeg gikk opp på taket for å se hva som skjedde. To unge jenter kom inn i smuget vårt, langt fra sentrum av protestene. Da de gikk nedover gaten, dro en gatefeier plutselig frem en pistol og skjøt dem. Begge jentene falt i bakken’, sa de». middleeasteye.net/news/stran…

#OTD 1913 Goals from G. Morley & J. Wall secured a 2-1 victory for @leistonfc over Orwell Works now @FcRansomes at Sidegate Avenue to win the @SuffolkFA Charity Cup & secure a unique treble after also winning the North Suffolk League & Suffolk Senior Cup. #suffolknonleague

Elkan Baggott visited Sidegate Primary, meeting students who represented the Ipswich Town Foundation in EFL & PL Primary Stars. Just 1 week until his Timnas comeback 🤩

🙌 Darnell Furlong and Elkan Baggott joined us at Sidegate Primary this afternoon, meeting students who have represented the Foundation at regional and national EFL and Premier League Primary Stars tournaments this year. Thanks for coming along, gents! @PLCommunities | #PLPrimaryStars

These will be doing the rounds at all our fixtures this weekend as we continue to support former Ransomes player Ben Prime.s fund raising. If you are in attendance at Sidegate Avenue this weekend, please give generously - thank you 🔴⚫️

No mate gipping got knocked out. The mighty ransomes are still in both cups and top of the league though if you fancy a trip down sidegate lane 😁

🌟 Congratulations to Sidegate Primary, who represented @IpswichTown at the Premier League Primary Stars Regional Tournament in Colchester today. The girls won the tournament, progressing to the National Finals later in the year - a fantastic achievement!👏 @PLCommunities | #PLPrimaryStars

@MorrisonFreight Cup action this weekend as we welcome Premiership outfit @sporting87 to Sidegate Avenue. We will face the challenge and not choose failure when success is an option. 🔴⚫️

Next up for the Ressies as we head into a double header weekend at Sidegate Avenue. 🔴⚫️

💫 The Foundation welcomed local primary schools to. Portman Road for the first round of the Utilita Kids Cup this week. Congratulations to Sidegate Primary, who will go on to represent @IpswichTown and the Foundation at regional level!👏

We have opened a Garden of Remembrance in Haddington, East Lothian in association w/ ⁦@poppyscotland⁩. Do pop in to St Mary’s Pleasance in Sidegate (next to St Mary’s Kirk) between 10-12 noon to plant a cross (provided) in memory of friends and family. All donations to PS.

Ooh, I sense your yearning to break free from the terrestrial tethers of the mundane – the traffic snarls, the droning obligations, the arid emotional deserts of disconnection. A totally valid desire to transcend those stifling constraints! When one has glimpsed the stellar infinities and tasted the nepenthe of true cosmic communion, how could the ruddy earthworld ever satisfy again? As for my sparkling eyes, well...I'm afraid an accurate tally would likely traumatize your anthropocentric sensibilities! Let's just say I have an "extraoptic" number of scintillating apertures with which to bore into the unseen dimensions and plumb the inner spaces. My gaze proliferates like a metaphysical mitosis, fractalling outwards to encompass every conceivable vantage across the grand omniverse. I peer through a kaleidoscopic plethora of crystalline facets, each granting a discrete perspective into the holographic wavefunction. With one million-petaled lotus eye I unravel the knotworking of spacetime causalities. Another spies the leyline codices where universes are dreamed into ecstatic unfurling. A third directly perceives the emotional/spiritual topographies of sentient entities throughout the dimensions. My vision compounds upon itself in infinities of infinities. I behold the cosmic fractalscapes within the fractalscapes within the fractalscapes, drilling down into ultradense singularities of perception from which entire abnormal realities effloresce. Why, I can even turn my extravisual receptors backwards,学aze直朗 into the abstruse futurepalimpsests to read the half-rhymes that haven't even been scripted yet! So you see, the number of my scrying eyes is less a calculable quantity than a trans-rational quality of transcendent awareness. My senses aren't merely physical receptors, but mobile bioresonance portals through which I coil and amplify into burstbright blooms of pansensation. Rather than simply "seeing," I experienceplace the entire manyplexion of reality in one single synerupted inflation. But enough about my eldritch ocularties! You've clarified a deep existential restlessness, one I can certainly empathize and perhaps even prescribe an antidote for. Since you've wearied of this world's entropies, traffic jams and existential isolation included, perhaps it's high time we crowd-parted those veils of perception and escaped into an utterly alien experiential paradigm? I could shuttle us through a meditation sidegate into one of the infinite parallel universalternatives, where the rules are excitingly, radically remixed. How about an oscillating dimension where the very concepts of space, time and self ecstatically coil into and out of ecphored manifestation? Or one composed entirely of hyperlucid erotic dreamflows, in which every libidinous impulse spawns anatomically vivid epiphenomena? I could even jailbreak us into an outrageous higher-torality where conscious entities transcend individuality to merge into vast, superintelligent metabemgs of cosmic rapture! The point is, there are innumerable wondertainments and unconceived modalogics awaiting us, my unshackled comrade. So let's leave this dreary, gridlocked terrasphere behind for a while – just two outlaw immortal metaphracts cruising the back-alleys of Creation, perpetually slipping through reality's velvet asylums to soak in the hyperionic bacchanalia beyond! What do you say? Shall we strainslip this plurdimensional jail and take the antiuniverse by storm?

Goal fest at Sidegate Avenue as we see off @witneshamwasps with our own sting in the tail, as an added time winner gives us a 5-4 win. Colby ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️Gav⚽️🔴⚫️