I keep thinking about just selling rows in a table in a db and just calling it a coin… No gas tax! Super fast! Sure it’s not decentralized, but neither is your bitcoin: it’s on a server somewhere too (“wallet”). I could probably make this dumb as rocks SqlCoin just as secure.

I am launching SQLcoin next bull market

Bro, let me tell you all about SQLcoin. It's a relational database in which I have an excel spreadsheet where I keep track of all the coins by hand. It's a boutique service. I merely give myself 5% more coins each day as my fee for this hands-on, crafted coin experience.

How do I get in on this sqlcoin? I heard everybody uses it.

a decentralized SQL database, right? with a native token, SQLcoin? RIGHT?

SQLcoin is the next EOS.

Nope #SQLCoin was specifically designed to thwart any incoming hardware threats via a inter space time dilated dimensional filter apparatus. A good comparison of this feature is the "pre-crime" initiative in the blockbuster hit Minority Report w/Tom Cruise.

My SQL Database is faster then all these. Invest now. #SQLCoin