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The Haven @Havencomedy

A Place to Be Funny Without Being a Jerk

Joined April 2017
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The Haven@Havencomedy
13 Apr 2021
I just published Big Changes Are Coming to The Haven! link.medium.com/obI1ILTIqfb

This Time We Mean It!

Big Changes Are Coming to The Haven!

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The Haven@Havencomedy
10 Mar 2022
I just published My Name Is Zorro link.medium.com/WQLjyP63gob

My Name Is Zorro

I want my Z back, Putin. Now!

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The Haven@Havencomedy
20 Feb 2022
I just published The Tragedy of Having A Daughter link.medium.com/AS3jB4bmOnb

The Tragedy of Having A Daughter

The comedy of having a son

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The Haven@Havencomedy
26 Jan 2022
Screw It, Let’s Just Work One Day a Week by @GregSchwem link.medium.com/dJD1C59V8mb

Screw It, Let’s Just Work One Day a Week

This work thing has gotta stop.

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The Haven@Havencomedy
23 Jan 2022
Mediterranean Diet Is Full Of Herself; Atkins Diet Is A Real Bitch by @Havencomedy link.medium.com/tBRhAdhV3mb

Mediterranean Diet Is Full Of Herself; Atkins Diet Is A Real Bitch

Here’s the lowdown on why diets really suck

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The Haven@Havencomedy
21 Jan 2022
Amazon Says First Lingerie Store Will Have Boob Scanning Checkout by @Havencomedy link.medium.com/nLJRuKLC0mb

Amazon Says First Lingerie Store Will Have Boob Scanning Checkout

Completing its domination of the brick and mortar retail space, Amazon is opening a lingerie store in a 30,000-square-foot space in an…

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The Haven@Havencomedy
21 Jan 2022
How to Exhibit a Basic Level of Decorum by @elizabe50821438 link.medium.com/AH3wsGG7Zmb

How to Exhibit a Basic Level of Decorum

I know its hard, but we must try.

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The Haven@Havencomedy
20 Jan 2022
Teddy Roosevelt To Be Removed From Night At The Museum Films by @LeeSimblack link.medium.com/4NQJV7MQYmb
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The Haven@Havencomedy
19 Jan 2022
Ted, You Had Me At 16 by @Havencomedy link.medium.com/z4p11qNhXmb

Ted, You Had Me At 16

Why 16,000 woodworking projects is about 15,984 too many

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The Haven@Havencomedy
19 Jan 2022
I just published How These Gorgeous Celebrity MEN Look Without Makeup Or Any Cosmetics Shocked Us To Our Core link.medium.com/KPV2yy7dWmb

How These Gorgeous Celebrity MEN Look Without Makeup Or Any Cosmetics Shocked Us To Our Core

And now, I know what you’re thinking. I’m going to reveal myself to be a horrible person by insulting the looks of some famous people…

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The Haven@Havencomedy
18 Jan 2022
Models: 330 Million Dead By Spring 2122 by Clem Samson link.medium.com/HD6JemMJVmb

Models: 330 Million Dead By Spring 2122

USA faces wave of deaths from all causes in coming decades, models say

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The Haven@Havencomedy
17 Jan 2022
I just published Elon Musk Offers To Buy Golden Carriage From Dutch Royal Family link.medium.com/MTebviYsSmb

Elon Musk Offers To Buy Golden Carriage From Dutch Royal Family

“I could see myself riding to work in one of these.”

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The Haven@Havencomedy
16 Jan 2022
Scientists: Post Ego Is Not Nihilism by Clem Samson link.medium.com/7DRfP7AcSmb

Scientists: Post Ego Is Not Nihilism

Egoism is nihilism — because the ego is nothing.

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The Haven@Havencomedy
16 Jan 2022
I just published You Are Not A Writer. You Are A Mover. link.medium.com/GndmKm84Rmb

You Are Not A Writer. You Are A Mover.

You are simply moving your inspiration from one place — your head — to another — the page.

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The Haven@Havencomedy
14 Jan 2022
Hell, Yes, I’m Gonna Dance Again by @Havencomedy link.medium.com/WwBPXhEYOmb

Hell, Yes, I’m Gonna Dance Again

These guilty feet have even better rhythm!

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The Haven@Havencomedy
14 Jan 2022
I just published Yes, My Child Has Permission To Attend The After School Satan Club link.medium.com/Wrb5JvXNOmb

Yes, My Child Has Permission To Attend The After School Satan Club

And no, he has no allergies. Except to JESUS. He breaks out in a cold sweat and his flesh sizzles if you throw holy water on it.

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The Haven@Havencomedy
13 Jan 2022
Scientists: It’s Post-Ego’s One Year Anniversary by Clem Samson link.medium.com/NcYeKklbNmb

Scientists: It’s Post-Ego’s One Year Anniversary

Our first Scientists: story went out January 13

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The Haven@Havencomedy
12 Jan 2022
I just published Scientists: Your Life Is A Fantasy link.medium.com/LOe6x5cvKmb

Scientists: Your Life Is A Fantasy

So why not make it fantastic?

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The Haven@Havencomedy
10 Jan 2022
I just published There Is Nothing Worse link.medium.com/gIopjJt1Hmb

There Is Nothing Worse

Than showing a friend a Monty Python sketch you think is hilarious and then as you watch it for some reason it is no longer hilarious and…

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The Haven@Havencomedy
10 Jan 2022
Scientists: People ARE Conspiring Together by Clem Samson link.medium.com/WVOlj7WQGmb

Scientists: People ARE Conspiring Together

But not in the way conspiracy theorists imagine

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Nekogomi, the Japanese Art of Cat Litter by @Smillew_Rahcuef link.medium.com/jOOLl8JkBmb

Nekogomi, the Japanese Art of Cat Litter

An ancient aesthetic philosophy rooted in cat poo

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